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Look At An Octopus While You Shower

Look At An Octopus While You Shower

Update: 2020-06-29


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  • Plugging an activity nobody but you can do.

  • Eating trash out of the dumpster and fighting over dead skunk carcasses.

  • Recognizing jerks and being rude to them.

  • Feeding tiny bento boxes to nearby ravens.

  • Mobbing random strangers to demand a tiny bento box.

  • The ravens constantly pooping on your shoulders but it's ok because it's just your work shirt.

  • Meeting your shitting on things quota.

  • Befriending Odin's ravens and becoming Odin.

  • Being the one who operates firearms in this relationship.

  • Replacing taxes with a mobile game targeted at Elon Musk.

  • Elon Musk being defeated at a PVP mobile game by a seven year old in a Tinkerbell outfit and deciding he doesn't like the game any more so the company forms a team whose only job is to lose to Elon Musk.

  • Creating a GoFundMe to pay your rent while you save the world.

  • Whether Jenni is the raven or the game designer in her relationship.

  • Sharing DNA implying shared consent.

  • Explaining parents.

  • How consent works with conjoined twins.

  • All three hosts having a different interpretation of the listener's question.

  • Puzzles created in the before-times where if you solve them you see the face of god and then die.

  • Cool ways to die in video games.

  • A game that is great for people who have a lot of free time and don't have a child.

  • Requesting ideas for sea monster themed bathroom decorations and getting answers six months after you finished remodeling you bathroom.

  • A plunger shaped like a tentacle where the plunging part is just a huge suction cup.

  • All of your failings as a wife being forgiven by your ability to use a firearm.

  • Not knowing how to safely use a gun so you just kick it down the hill.

  • Guarding the coast from sea monsters but not being allowed to talk about it.

  • A shower curtain shaped like an octopus so you can paint a negative space octopus out of water all over the bathroom.

  • Failing to plan your sister's bachelorette party and she's still waiting to get married eight years later.

  • A COVID-19 Zoom Bachelorette Party eight years in the making.

  • Having a Mukbang instead of a bachelorette party.

  • Whether or not a pirate is a sea monster.

  • Marrying an indie game developer for the money.

  • Messaging your future husband on OkCupid because he thinks about Arnold Schwarzenegger wiping his ass a lot.

  • Being a piler of things.

  • Owing your wife a game about trolls but first having to train your son to be a game artist.

  • Skipping a step and having your child draw directly on the fridge.

  • Being asked to do something about the badger bothering people on the beach and making a joke about the badger badgering people.

  • The consequences of your county's limited animal control budget.

  • A badger hiding underneath the bench in the changing room.

  • Catching a badger with a dog catching stick even though it's not a dog at all.

  • Having a badger at the end of a stick.

  • What they call closets in the park district.

  • Riding in the back of a pickup truck wrangling a badger between your legs.

  • Carrying around a rattlesnake from a picnic area by putting it in a garbage bag and the snake repeatedly biting through the bag with venom dripping through the holes.

  • Restraining a snake inside your esophagus until you're ready to release it.

  • Latin being way older than the girl scouts.

  • Moving a snake with a steam shovel.

  • Only moving snakes where if you accidentally slice them in half they become two snakes.

  • A toddler smashing a drinking glass on the kitchen floor and saying "mess!"

  • Your child's milestones coming with commensurate levels of danger.

  • Hitting the ground with 1/10ths of the force as your dad when you fall.

  • Talking only about animals on this episode and the animal expert heckling you from the Discord.

  • The glass-like quality of a White Spotted Clearwing becoming revealed against the dappled light of the forest understory.

  • Making sure your transparent wings don't reflect light by covering them with nanopillars.

  • The butterfly not getting a cut of your profits from the invention you based on its wing design.

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Look At An Octopus While You Shower

Look At An Octopus While You Shower

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