When was the last time you gasped? How do you feel about asymmetrical surfboards? How often do you think about your inevitable death? We tackle these hard hitting questions and more as we discuss Gabriel Garcia Marquez's masterpiece Love in the Time of Cholera.

0:00 - cold open

3:46 - intro

7:50 - context (Marquez, Latin American lit)

10:45 - category #1 - the Monty Python Bridge of Death Answer Me These Questions Three category

57:04 - category #2 - the Willy Wonka World of Pure Imagination category

1:08:52 - category #3 - Will You Still Need Me Will You Still Feed Me When I'm Sixty-Four

1:27:20 - category #4 - song roulette: Title & Registration by Death Cab for Cutie, and If We Were Vampires by Jason Isabel

1:35:07 - category #5 - the Karen from Mean Girls "yeah but he's my first cousin" category

1:40:30 - outro