Lucas on Tim Preston: "It'd be cool to build this... but does anyone ACTUALLY WANT THAT?"

Lucas on Derek Sivers: "NOTHING in your mind is TRUE..."

Lucas on Oliver Scott: "FISHTANK was a DREAM come true!"

Lucas on Sam Stubbs: "KiwiSaver should be COMPULSORY!"

Lucas on PRINS: "I didn't realize how TERRIFIED I was..."

Lucas on Matthew Dicks: "Don't FORGET your life!"

Lucas on nzDan: "NZ's #1 PORN PRODUCER..."

Lucas on Andy Pulzar: "Why did Pulzar FM SHUT DOWN?"

Lucas on SKIP THE BOAT: "The MAJORITY of people are just STUPID..."

Lucas on The Wizard of New Zealand: "I'm not INSANE..."

Lucas on Cyazon: "What's your relationship with LONELINESS?"

Lucas on Luka Bellic: "I thought I was TOO GOOD for everyone else..."

Lucas on David Melse: "Why TEN MILLION dollars?"

Lucas on Danica Bryant: "There's NO WAY I can write about this..."

Lucas on Josh Alford: "I was getting CO-SIGNS from THE SIDEMEN..."

Lucas on Beats From Below

Lucas on Backhand Bee

Lucas on Seeing Penis

Lucas on Blueprint (Again)

Lucas on Blueprint