This week on Sausage Boys, Karim and Jackson sit down with Sydney comedians Roman Apollonov and Joshua Khoury for an hour of unfiltered chaos and philosophical nonsense. From debating Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings to questioning whether the moon is even real, the boys spiral into absurdly funny territory — inventing a brand-new bodily "number system," ranking bathroom experiences, and arguing about whether you can microwave noodles.

It's weird, honest, gross, and hilarious — the kind of late-night conversation that feels like you accidentally walked into the funniest greenroom in Sydney. 

Hosted by Karim & Jackson Guests: Roman Apollonov & Joshua Khoury ---

⏱️ Chapters 0:00 Intro – Tom Daley, saunas & banana talk

7:40 Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings & fashion morality

14:30 Toothpaste stains & dry-cleaning conspiracies

20:50 The great diarrhoea philosophy session

27:40 Teachers, toilets & redefining the "number system"

35:50 Sit-down pees, fart checks & red-brown colour blindness

42:30 Me Goreng wars & microwave-noodle etiquette

49:40 Germ theory, caveman hygiene & waterfall living

56:50 Jay-Z, Taylor Swift & Beyoncé's total eclipse

1:04:40 "Hamish & Anic-Don't" – chaos, ads & closing riff --- 🔖 Hashtags #SausageBoysPodcast #ComedyPodcast #SydneyComedians #AustralianPodcast #RomanApollonov #JoshuaKhoury #FunnyPodcast #AfterSchoolDetention #StandupComedy #PodcastClips #BathroomHumor #TaylorSwiftDebate #HamishAndAndy #DiarrheaPhilosophy #PodcastAustralia