Welcome back to Our Isekai! Episode 47 is a wild ride through reality TV drama, anime fandom wars, bizarre internet rumours, and some of the most iconic romantic speeches ever written.

MAIN QUEST – Married at First Sight UK (Episodes 1–4) We break down the explosive first four episodes of MAFS UK Season 10. From Leah & Leigh’s awkward wedding kiss refusal to Anita calling “time out” on Paul, and Julia-Ruth kicking Divarni out of the honeymoon suite — the drama is already unmatched. Who are the fan favourites, who’s doomed, and which couples are playing for the cameras? 

NEWS FEEDS – Entertainment Hot Topics • Anime fandom gatekeeping: are “anime tourists” really ruining the culture, or saving it from its own blind spots? • The viral driving licence rumour — can you really drive in the UK with just a theory test? Spoiler: no. • Protesters flying One Piece flags as symbols of rebellion. • TikTok’s RaptureTok goes viral: prophecy, panic, and memes about being “left behind.” • Film buzz: Jordan Peele’s Him, The Rock in The Smashing Machine, and the Chainsaw Man Rezes Arc. • TV shifts: Stranger Things, The Handmaid’s Tale, Outlander, Cobra Kai, and Mythic Quest all end in 2025. • Book picks: King of Greed (Ana Huang), Butcher & Blackbird (Brynne Weaver), That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Kimberly Lemming). 

ROMANTIC SPEECHES OF ALL TIME From Meredith’s desperate “Pick me, choose me” in Grey’s Anatomy to Mr. Darcy’s yearning in Pride & Prejudice (2005), Fitz’s toxic devotion in Scandal, and the tragic lines of Moulin Rouge! and Phantom of the Opera — we debate why pop culture worships intensity, even when it’s messy. 

VERSUS – Funny Cross-Universe Scenarios Would you rather date Joe Goldberg (You) or Light Yagami (Death Note)? And which party would you survive: Tony Stark’s billionaire bash or Willy Wonka’s candyland death trap? 

RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT – Demon Slayer Infinity Castle We rate Tanjiro, Nezuko, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Kanao, Muzan, Giyu, Sanemi, Gyomei, Obanai, Mitsuri, Kokushibo, Akaza, and Nakime. Who gets a green light, and who’s stuck on red?