Pitch Perfect - A-cappella is cool (sometimes), college tribulations and David Guetta

Matilda - Danny DeVito can do it all while Sarah questions Miss Honey's purity

Bend It Like Beckham - Questionable dance moves, tampon applicators & club outfits

Shrek 1 & 2 - Shrek's sex appeal, wee little boots and a possessed toy

Love Actually - Alan Rickman's sexy jumpers, Keira looks quite pretty & where the f**k is my f**king coat?

Bridget Jones's Diary - Richard Curtis can do no wrong, enormous knickers and, is skirt off sick?

Friends S9 & S10 - It's all over but, where's Emma?

Friends S6, S7 & S8 - Rachel's up the duff, Joey's terrible spin-off and poor Mona

Friends S4 & S5 - The wrong name, 7 erogenous zones and many epic cameos

Friends S3 - WE WERE ON A BREAK

Friends S1 & S2 - Lobsters, Incest & do Americans really drink coffee at night?

The Devil Wears Prada - Miranda Priestly is glorious, Andy is entitled and Nate IS the real villain

Step Brothers - The Virgin Club, more Adam Sandler bashing & Adam Scott is sexy

School of Rock - Poor Mrs Hornsby, Jack Black's humility & we're not cool enough

Absolutely Fabulous - PR, Lacroix and Sweetie, Darling

Mean Girls - Aaron Samuels & his cakes, Regina's power and Cady's bad breath in the morning

Trainwreck - Tilda Swinton's accent, sex addiction & offensive comments (as usual)

Sex and the City - Samantha propaganda, Steve's skid-marks and Smith shoots cats

About a Boy - Weird eyebrows, a sinister child molestation joke (or three) and sexy Hugh Grant

Bridesmaids - Female friendships, Jordan almonds & a plea to save Doug