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Six Feet Under with Mark CalawayMideon Returns and Talks Big Show’s Septic, Spike Dudley, & Earnest Hemingway | Six Feet Under #32 Part 1
Six Feet Under with Mark CalawayMideon Returns and Talks Big Show’s Septic, Spike Dudley, & Earnest Hemingway | Six Feet Under #32 Part 1
Mideon Returns and Talks Big Show’s Septic, Spike Dudley, & Earnest Hemingway | Six Feet Under #32 Part 1
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- Mark, you know what we haven't done in a while?
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- Put out a good podcast.
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- We haven't done a giveaway.
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- We haven't done a good way in a while.
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- No, so for the month of September, I came up with an idea.
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- What do you got?
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- We've been putting cash in the urn.
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- No, right.
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- We keep doing that.
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- All right.
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- I'll get a different urn.
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Let's give away the urn.
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- Full cash?
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- Not full of cash.
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- Something even better.
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- Come on.
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- Kane's been in the studio.
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- Right.
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- So what I did was I had Kane signed the urn.
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- Ooh.
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- Maybe I can convince you to sign it as well.
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- I think we can do that.
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We're going to give it away to one lucky fan.
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- All you have to do.
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- What do you got to do to me?
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- Go over to our Spotify.
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Give us a follow, a five store review, and leave a comment.
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It can be any comment.
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We don't care.
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Undertaker's great.
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Brothers of Destruction, greatest tag team ever.
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- Right, right.
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- Matt Sucks, whatever.
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We don't care what you're right in there.
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Just leave a comment, a five store review, and follow the Spotify page.
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That's all you have to do.
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- That's easy, peasy.
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- Not a dollar needs to be spent.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And you'll have a chance to win.
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- This earns, signed by the Brothers of Destruction.
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- I need hats and small animals that are supposed to be big, like mini cows and mini goats.
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- Talks to roads, RIP.
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- Yeah.
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- Undertaker.
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- RIP, 'cause it's your thing, get it?
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- I like the depressing stuff.
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- I'm actually getting depressed right now.
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(dramatic music)
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- We survived, we survived the first time.
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- This was pretty much unscathed.
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- And now we're just poking the bull.
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- We are.
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- But-- - The bear.
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- Do you poke a bear or a bull?
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- Oh, it depends.
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You can poke both if you want.
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- You can actually poke both if you want.
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- You had someone you could've asked.
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- You had someone you could've asked.
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- Oh, we did.
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- Yeah.
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- That was not pigs.
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We're not poking pigs.
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- That's a whole different thing.
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- That's a whole different thing.
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- Oh my goodness.
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- What's the dentist?
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What do you've been up to?
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- I am right now the greatest point in my life in the last, say, 15 years.
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My house that I grew up in, that my grandparents built in 1958, is going through a $60,000 renovation, windows, bathrooms,
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floor, painting the house, ribbing the entire kitchen out, all new appliances, everything, your boy became disabled.
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Yeah.
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- No, you've been disabled.
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- Wow.
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- Yes, man.
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- A matter of actually making it official.
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- Yes, so got that going and I got your boy over here is going to help me with something like this, but completely different.
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- What if I did it or not?
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- What if I did and like the furry bird thing I did was like exactly looked like this.
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- I don't know if I should have a laptop.
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- It would be failing just like us then.
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- Well, what's exciting is if you're going to be working here without, I mean, you're moving to Austin then right?
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He's got the guest house.
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- I have a free house.
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- He would not let me in this house.
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- Wait, you know what I've done to the other four houses he's had?
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- Unless he ever went or some kind of mildly fluid.
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- Tear 30, the one up by the basketball guy's house, the castle ranch, whatever that was.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, he's not going to close my place now.
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- How about you name the houses, the warmest on the basketball guy?
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- Yeah.
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- The castle at the right.
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- What was his name?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
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- The one up outside of Clearwater.
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Not here, where do you go all the way?
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- Oh, I do remember that guy.
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- You know he's holding a big show.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You see he's holding the house a big show?
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- I love a big show.
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- He's holding the house a big show.
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- He's got him and family was there for years.
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Big show moves in.
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Within six months, Big Show has to have the septic system completely drained.
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- He pulled it up in six months and they had been there for years.
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- I've been there for years.
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- Yeah.
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- What was he eating?
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- He's a giant.
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And he has giant poops.
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- I said poops, poops.
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- You said poops.
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- I said poops.
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- What is the septic system?
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- Seriously, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true.
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We have got to get big show.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- That would be good.
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- Holy God.
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- Oh my God, I love the ones.
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There's nothing funnier than seeing someone that size cow-tow to this guy, you know, like there that time.
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Like right after the ministry, he pulled Joe in with him and just the didn't get the dad looks, but he got the disappointed and I couldn't do that.
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- He knew that sent down to Ohio Valley, didn't he?
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- Not because of me.
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- Well.
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- I tried to keep him from being sent anywhere.
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- Great job.
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- If he had seen what I saw in himself, that, oh my God, amazing.
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But he wanted to do flippy-dippy, you know?
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Flippy-dippy.
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- Flippy-dippy, man.
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- Are you a flippy-dippy?
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- Sometimes I have a flippy-dippy.
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- I am a flippy-dippy, yeah, I am a flippy-dippy.
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- All right, so what's this we talked to you last?
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What's going on, man?
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- Yes, all kinds of good stuff I have gotten.
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Well, I was asked by a couple people to help them out on their returns ideas for stories.
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So I've been, I really kind of got this American Psycho thing working for Shotzi, who I love.
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And I see her as a roller derby.
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Remember how awesome roller derby was?
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- I loved roller derby.
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- I loved roller derby.
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Does she not fit the roller derby thing?
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Although I've kind of went in an American Psycho thing where she's kind of been sitting at home and like see the video of her.
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And there's two TVs and there's a TV in front of her.
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And she's watching the current women's stable, rassel, rassel.
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And then there's a TV next to her with just like the ending of Texas Chainsaw, where all you hear is Chainsaw.
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And so she goes kind of insane a little bit.
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And then she's just obsessed with horror movies which she already is.
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And then we kind of influence that.
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And we can even use certain famous tropes or scenes from horror movies to set ups.
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Like when the Wyatt Sixx, you know, dusted through Gorilla and left everybody down.
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You can do smaller versions of that with her, you know, tied to a chair made of human bones.
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Have her opponent, you know, tied to a chair.
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And have her kind of like reciting crazy poetry.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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- What do you think is what I'm in there?
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- What do you think is actually, or at this particular moment, like what do you want right now?
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- Okay.
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All right, just so I know how to conduct this interview.
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- Yeah, let's do it.
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- What's our last year?
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- Regrettably everyone, there's no mushrooms.
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I mean, none then, the frigging ding-dongs, like, dude, I got liquid mushrooms and I got here.
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And it was like the magic monster.
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- Yeah, he was like, he didn't tell me, he just said, oh, it's like, and he was like one, two, three.
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And I was like, yeah, I was like, one, two, three, four, five.
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And by the time we had walked across the interstate to the Mexican restaurant, I was so focused.
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I was like, what the fuck is this?
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- That's your, that goes against your old gimmick.
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- I know, and I fell into the road and it made a movie.
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- He fell off the curb.
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- And then because I just got paid, the cute little Mexican girls were there trying to, you know, not that they were working me 'cause that was one thing, you know, females at places could never work me.
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They were like, oh, we have this bottle of tequila, that's very rare and very expensive and blah, blah, blah.
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And I'm like, oh yeah, it's called Jose Cuerva.
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It's called Jose Cuerva.
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Not even silver or, you know, resposato, it was just silver.
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And I was like, oh yeah, and they pulled the bottle down and the girls had us take a picture with the bottle with the head, and because the girl like in restaurants, if you sell a fancy wine,
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or they get a cut, they get something.
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So we didn't buy the bottle granted, but we did get two shots.
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- Oh, so you didn't get worked at all?
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- No, not at all.
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$45 a shot at tequila.
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- That was $90 worth of shot?
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- $90 worth of tequila, yeah.
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- And when was this?
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- Yesterday.
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- Well, this was yesterday.
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I had to mad drive this off and made this walk across the understate.
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We were like, before, after Terry Blacks.
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- Before.
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- Before Terry Blacks.
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- We had here like one, yeah.
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And then we went to Terry Blacks, you're like six.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, so we were like, oh, and the hotel restaurant and bar didn't open until five.
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So the hotel restaurant bar next door, they didn't open until four.
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And then we went to the hotel restaurant bar next and then they didn't open until four.
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And they're like, oh, there's a Mexican place.
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- Did it at any point in this?
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Like, did you think, well, maybe I have a problem with that?
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- No, I think you're going to make it.
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- It made you know what to go back to your room.
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I said, no, this is a challenge.
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You're telling me, no, I'll figure it out.
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And we found it out.
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All we had to do was walk across the major interstate.
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Full of cars.
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- That's right, what, what, 183?
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What are, what, 71?
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- What's right there by the airport?
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- Yeah.
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It was a big, there's a lot of stuff to do.
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- And all that, there's a little bank of hotels that are right there.
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- Oh my God.
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- So we walked across.
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- You walked up.
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- At one point, we stopped in the middle of the little walk across and you look over the edge.
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And it's like maybe a 40, 50 foot drop to the road to the interstate.
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And he looks at it and he goes, that'd be the way.
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Look at that.
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And so I like, we can go around and look down and there's just like, (humming)
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I'm like, some reason I just got, like you wouldn't believe.
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Is there something wrong with me when I asked you to say, "And then I fell into the half of the edge."
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- It's a boulder.
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- And made a boo-boo.
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And we finally made it across.
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And there's like a Starbucks and there's something else in this Mexican place, which was fantastic.
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And we ran into, apparently, Austin has the craziest, hottest, homeless girl of all time.
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She was sitting on a, like a ledge with a dog in a homeless hot-y.
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- Yeah, a homeless hot-y hot-y.
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- And like workout gear and a dog and she was just laying there.
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- And I'm sure she's having a dog.
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- I don't know.
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Everybody seemed to think so.
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Although, speaking of homeless, our way over there, about 20 yards ahead of us is an older African American gentleman in a wheelchair.
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And he is apparently trying to make the same journey that we are across the thing.
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- But did not work out well for you?
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- Yes, they worked out for like someone who's relatively.
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So he's pushing his wheelchair, like standing and pushing it.
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And he's up there in front of us.
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And then we see him, like, go down in the grass.
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And then we seem to get up.
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And apparently, he went down in the grass, took a dump, wiped his ass.
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And he got back on the start plates in the wheelchair.
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- We're done.
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- And it started pushing the wheelchair.
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And it was like, the dog was like, I want a party with that guy.
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- That crap was holding me back, evidently.
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It was in a feeling where there's a ability to walk.
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- $45 a bucket or two kills, shout-out to everyone.
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Come on, homeless girl.
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- He already been there.
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- Come on, homeless girl.
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- Come on, homeless girl.
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- He wants to bring you up.
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- You want notches?
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I can't get you some notches.
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- Come on, snoop on the knee now.
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- So you want notches?
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- Oh, yeah.
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- How did you fall?
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- Okay, that's a funny story.
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- It usually is.
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- Yeah, okay, because that was-- - Did it fall?
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- Yeah, fall ties into another very famous fall story.
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Okay, so we're walking on the curb that they made of this thing, and on this side is an interstate with death.
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And on this side is like a grass.
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Like, but deep grass.
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So I'm trying to talk to Henry, and I step off of the ledge, and I go down in the grass.
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I mean, I didn't go like deep down in the grass, but I went down and like scraped my elbow.
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If anyone could see it right there.
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- Deep grass?
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- You scraped your elbow.
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- No.
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Back half of me was in the grass, front half of me was in the sidewalk.
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- All right.
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- And I was like, he's laughing, is that-- - As he should be.
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- As he should be.
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And his laughing, I'm like, go ahead without me.
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Leave me.
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- Look at him.
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- I wasn't.
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- Tell my story.
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- Tell my story.
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- Tell my story.
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And then we got up, and he was like, oh my god, he was dying.
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And I said, I've got a better one for you.
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Me and Jamie Noble, love little Jamie Noble.
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Jamie Noble's little.
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Jamie Noble makes you look like King.
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Okay, great guy, phenomenal wrestler.
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Me and Jamie are in Italy, and we're walking in the same situation on a sidewalk.
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And then there's a grass on this side.
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So we're walking on the sidewalk after a show and after beverages and drinks.
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And we're walking on the sidewalk.
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- Aren't beverages drinks?
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- Yeah, beverages and drinks.
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- Okay.
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- I'm walking, and I turn to say something to Jamie, and he's been going on.
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- I mean, I don't mean like, he tripped.
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I mean, he's nowhere in my sight.
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- Like any lens abducted him.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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And then I hear this West Virginia cousin coming from out of the grass.
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Okay, he steps off of the curb, and it was one of those like down, it was like the beginning of a retention pond, where the grass was like eight foot tall.
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He stepped off of it and dropped completely into the grass.
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And he was stuck down there and he was like, oh, it gave a cut to burn to go for burn.
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I was like, no one here to see this.
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- That was your West Virginia accent right there.
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- That was my West Virginia accent, or this.
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- Hi, my name's Mark Canterbury.
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Hope another West Virginia accent, yeah.
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- That was a great story that I wish something was here, along with the greatest one that I wish somebody would have been around me and one of my access were in CBS,
00:14:42
or there was two, which was it.
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- The most serious one, the one I asked to marry me, and then she became a nurse and I paid for it, and then the day she got the job at the hospital, she came home and broke up with me.
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So anyone listening, I have a big heart.
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- That's gonna leave a mark.
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- It's gonna leave a mark.
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So anyway, we're standing in CBS being safe as we were by protection.
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- No, buying protection for myself.
00:15:10
- Oh, for the human race.
00:15:11
- Yes, for the human race, for the human.
00:15:14
- That was good.
00:15:15
- Yeah.
00:15:15
- We buy protection to keep this from spreading, and we're standing there and I go to get the regular prophylactics that I would normally get,
00:15:27
and she goes, "I think you should get the magnums "because these are stretching and they sometimes will break."
00:15:35
- Wait a minute.
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- And I stop and I look around it, yeah.
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I stop and I look around and she goes, "What are you doing?"
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I go, "There's no way no one around here heard you say that."
00:15:44
I was like, "Anyone, please come over here."
00:15:46
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:48
She's trying to convince you to buy magnums.
00:15:50
- Yeah, yeah.
00:15:51
- I don't know if it was a joke or if she was serious.
00:15:55
- The person that had been a little bit of sarcastic.
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- The person that had spent the most time on the road with you is sitting right over there.
00:16:01
- I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:16:02
- It's just a clarification.
00:16:04
- He was like, "Dude, are magnums required for you?"
00:16:09
- He was like, "You know, this is horrible."
00:16:11
- He was like, "No, it's not going to be a fun size candy."
00:16:14
You give out a Halloween like the mini baby roots and shit.
00:16:19
- You ever seen the doctors that just do the finger?
00:16:23
(laughing)
00:16:26
- I'm a chef, I have plenty of those.
00:16:28
- That's right here.
00:16:29
- What are you just saying?
00:16:29
- You use one of those.
00:16:30
(laughing)
00:16:32
- It's just one ton of those.
00:16:34
- I had one on my thumb and one on my pinky and already, and there was nowhere to go from there.
00:16:39
- Oh, lordy, help me.
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- Oh, we're done.
00:16:43
(laughing)
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- Yes.
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- So, yes, that's how I've been writing stuff on.
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- You're in the best job on earth ever.
00:16:52
- Yeah, so, reading stuff, writing stuff, I've really gotten into a lot of, we were talking last time about my fondness for Hemingway.
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I like the, you know, in poetry.
00:17:02
I love poetry, but in my poets, what, Hemingway, remember we were talking my Hemingway where he said-- - Yeah, he mentioned it.
00:17:08
- Right, so, or right drunk, and so, or-- - That's when you were napping.
00:17:11
- Yeah, right, so, or right drunk, and it's over.
00:17:16
Charles Bukowski, a poet, same time period, 70s.
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Massive drunks, massive drug addicts.
00:17:23
Hunter S.
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Thompson.
00:17:26
- Yeah.
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- Some reason I gravitate to what he's influenced.
00:17:29
- Yeah, to these people.
00:17:30
Charles Bukowski, one of my favorites, I have one of his poetry books now, and I have some poems of his that I write down and everything, but the Hemingway thing-- - If he wrote them,
00:17:41
why do you need to write them down?
00:17:42
- Because my brain doesn't stick things in it.
00:17:44
It's like, you know, I saw a study on high intelligence babies and it said, "High intelligence babies, "can I remember stuff that you tell them right away "or stuff that you tell them within an hour or two,
00:18:00
"but have complete total recall of stuff "from days, months, years?"
00:18:05
And that's kind of like, "I'm a high intelligence baby."
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I just have a problem with remembering stuff right off the cuff.
00:18:13
But Hemingway, massive drunk, massive womanizer, massive, you know, literary, just phenom.
00:18:22
- Phenom, Ernest Hemingway is the undertaker of writing.
00:18:27
- No, wait, you just said he was a massive drinker, massive drunk, massive womanizer.
00:18:32
- Yeah.
00:18:33
- I'm none of those things.
00:18:34
- No, no, but he was a phenom.
00:18:36
- Huh?
00:18:37
- Phenom.
00:18:38
- I mean, I'll go with that.
00:18:39
- You just keep me calling everybody a phenom.
00:18:42
- Was staying a phenom, or was he a icon?
00:18:45
- He was an icon.
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He wasn't an icon.
00:18:49
- My brother, we ain't got a text name.
00:18:51
- I love staying, I love staying.
00:18:52
He's one of my favorite opponents and everything.
00:18:54
- He's a WCW icon.
00:18:58
- Okay.
00:18:59
- You need to break through.
00:19:00
You need to have OA Anderson say, "You're not gonna draw anything money.
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"Get the hell out of here."
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And then you have the ability to call yourself a phenom, or an icon, or something.
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If you do it somewhere else.
00:19:13
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But anyway, Artisan Havinway, the undertaker of writing back in, I mean, he was in so many wars.
00:21:28
I mean, you have all man in the sea, you know, just these him and Bukowski, they would get so hammered and so lit, they were absent back in the early,
00:21:40
you know, with the, imagine this table.
00:21:43
There's Havinway, there's Charles Bukowski, very famous poet, drunk, and everything like that.
00:21:49
And then there's Picasso, all in Spain and everything around this time.
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And they're just absent and like crazy.
00:21:58
And just writing all night long.
00:22:00
And then they would wake up sober, throw 90% of it away and, you know, 10% of it was still have, you know.
00:22:10
Havinway was in Spain with all of these guys and these guys are like, oh, I'm a guy writing so hard, you know, how do you do it?
00:22:17
He's like, you know, like I said, there's nothing to, Havinway said, there's nothing to writing, just sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
00:22:24
And I believe that, just, it's like anything.
00:22:26
If you just start doing it, if you don't know what you're gonna write or you don't know what you're gonna say or think of or paint or whatever, if you just start doing things,
00:22:37
you know, that's the first step.
00:22:38
That's the hardest step.
00:22:39
What's the hardest thing about going to the gym?
00:22:41
Going to the gym, you know, going the physical act of getting there.
00:22:46
So they're all sitting around all just hammered and Havinway's like, dude, you guys are fricking idiots, you know, nothing.
00:22:53
And they're like, oh yeah, you think you're so hot and everything.
00:22:55
Yeah, he goes, I can write a story with six words.
00:23:00
They're like, you can write a poem.
00:23:02
They're like, he's like, no, I can write a story that will tell you everything you need to know with six words.
00:23:10
And they're like, okay, you do that and we'll pay for your bar tap tonight.
00:23:16
And back then, you know, that, you know, whatever it was, but it was a bottle of absentee, the bottle of wine, a bottle of brandy.
00:23:21
They drank weird drink like that.
00:23:23
So Havinway pops outside, stands out on the curb.
00:23:28
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:23:30
10 minutes, it comes back in.
00:23:32
Looks dejected, he sits down.
00:23:35
They're like, six words, you know, this ridiculous thing you even said that.
00:23:39
There's no way in Havinway, like, you know, does that little, you know.
00:23:43
- That look.
00:23:44
- Yeah, the Havinway.
00:23:45
- The Havinway.
00:23:46
- The Havinway, the Havinway.
00:23:47
He pops up and he goes, for sale, baby shoes, never worn.
00:23:55
It tells you everything you need to know about that situation, doesn't it?
00:24:05
Think about it.
00:24:08
- Baby shoes.
00:24:10
- Baby shoes.
00:24:12
He bought shoes in anticipation of someone's pregnancy.
00:24:17
- They lost the baby.
00:24:18
- They lost the baby.
00:24:20
- The baby shoes are never worn.
00:24:22
Any selling them down.
00:24:23
- How much?
00:24:25
- Does it matter?
00:24:25
- I love a deal, right?
00:24:28
- You guys can take literary gold and turn it into circus penis.
00:24:34
- Penis?
00:24:37
- Circus penis.
00:24:38
- Ooh.
00:24:40
- Okay, that was good opening to the show.
00:24:42
- You get it.
00:24:43
- Not really.
00:24:44
- You get it.
00:24:44
- 20 minutes.
00:24:45
- Yeah.
00:24:46
- Who's on your mouth, Rushmore of writers?
00:24:51
- Of writers?
00:24:52
- Yeah.
00:24:53
- Okay.
00:24:54
Are you talking, - Let's go poetry.
00:24:58
- Let's keep it easy.
00:25:00
- Well, I love Charles Wieckowski.
00:25:01
I love Franz Kafka.
00:25:03
Nietzsche is phenomenal.
00:25:07
And then I'll throw, I'll, I'll, I'll go.
00:25:11
Silvia Platt.
00:25:12
- Silvia Platt.
00:25:13
- Yeah, she's on mine.
00:25:14
- Yeah, of course she is.
00:25:15
- She's a BML writer, killer shelf, early, early, early 1900s, very depressing.
00:25:23
I like the depressing stuff.
00:25:25
But I can see that.
00:25:26
- Yeah, they, but they wrote, I mean, - Getting depressed right now.
00:25:30
- Wrote one of the most.
00:25:31
I think, son or poetry or whatever you would call it, of all times it was, I don't wanna, I see I brought my stuff because I don't wanna,
00:25:43
you can mess this up.
00:25:44
- I can, you have your phone.
00:25:45
I saw you reading your Bluetooth ads off of it.
00:25:48
So I'm reading my text off of it.
00:25:51
I don't care.
00:25:51
- I don't care.
00:25:52
- All right.
00:25:53
Friedrich Nietzsche was a German philosopher around what we're talking about.
00:25:57
- I didn't ask any of that.
00:25:59
- I just wanna know your, I wanna know.
00:26:00
- I'm gonna do Mount Rushmore.
00:26:02
- Those of them.
00:26:03
Kafka, Nietzsche, Bukowski, and Silvia Platt.
00:26:06
- Okay, yeah.
00:26:06
- Moving around along.
00:26:08
- And Nietzsche wrote, "I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and impossible.
00:26:15
"The fact that something seems impossible "should not be a reason not to pursue it.
00:26:18
"That is exactly what makes it worth pursuing.
00:26:21
"Where would the courage and greatness be in success "if success was certain and there was no risk?
00:26:29
"The only true failure is in shrinking away "from life challenges.
00:26:33
"That can be said for wrestling."
00:26:35
- Yes, absolutely.
00:26:36
- Like do you know what I mean?
00:26:37
- 100%.
00:26:38
- Why would you have a, try?
00:26:40
- There we go.
00:26:41
- Why would you, you know, why?
00:26:43
How many wrestlers back in our day?
00:26:46
How many employees did we have full time?
00:26:48
What do we have 40 guys?
00:26:50
- It's like two.
00:26:51
- Two.
00:26:52
- I mean, like not over guys.
00:26:53
Not UC.
00:26:54
- A one.
00:26:55
- Yeah, one, yeah.
00:26:56
But, you know, that's it.
00:26:58
If you don't attempt something that is ridiculous, like dude, I'm here for the second time.
00:27:05
Who would have called that?
00:27:07
- Not me.
00:27:09
- I don't know our Bingo card.
00:27:10
- No, no, anyone's a Bingo card.
00:27:12
- Oh, happy dad.
00:27:15
Thank you, pineapple.
00:27:16
And the monster, uh, new ultramarital.
00:27:20
- It's first form, I believe.
00:27:21
- And there's makeup in here.
00:27:25
And I need to wash up.
00:27:26
- All right, we're gonna move to Q and A.
00:27:29
(laughs)
00:27:30
- Up to that spot.
00:27:31
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:33
(laughs)
00:27:35
- Holy Lord, have mercy.
00:27:37
- All right, little reset.
00:27:38
Okay, so you're remodeling the house, so the things that we discussed are you still?
00:27:47
- Yeah, no.
00:27:48
That's kind of what I was trying to lead into.
00:27:49
- Yes, man, I completely forgot it.
00:27:52
- Did we just, did we, have we just met?
00:27:55
Yes, no, I've talked with Dalton, your guy.
00:27:58
And I'm doing the entire kitchen over and everything.
00:28:01
And I've already filmed some stuff with my phone, but very ghetto looking.
00:28:07
And I have just come into some money.
00:28:10
- Oh, it is?
00:28:12
How you doing?
00:28:12
- I will be able to purchase the stuff that I need to do, what I need to do.
00:28:21
To be Chris Manfleet, six feet out.
00:28:25
- I'm sorry, six feet out of there, Chris Manfleet, and then me.
00:28:28
- What?
00:28:30
- I'll be just sending shit to you.
00:28:33
You're the only one that will watch it.
00:28:36
- Well, you'll say you'll watch it.
00:28:38
- Yeah, I'll say you'll watch it.
00:28:39
- There's a good chance I'll watch it.
00:28:41
- I would just take you.
00:28:42
- You, with that policy, I don't know what happened.
00:28:45
- I would just take the money and invest in real estate.
00:28:47
- Tell them your idea, what you want to do.
00:28:51
- All right, that's the conclusion of part one.
00:28:54
Part two starts right now.
00:28:56
Okay, I listen to this podcast while I work out, but this isn't an episode can do that with. Had me in stiches while trying to curl!