Minute 0, Intro: Soak 'Em for Crutchy!

Minute 1: Hey Kids! Here's the Accent You'll Be Listening to for Two Hours!

Minute 2: Blood Drips (Heavily?) on Newsie Square

Minute 3: Wake Up Call!

Minute 4: Don't Try Bottle Alley; You'll Get Murdered

Minute 5: The Invisible Verse

Minute 6: Right Nun and Other Grate Roles

Minute 7: Fixing Newsies

Minute 8: John Doe and the Loop Group Kid

Minute 9: Zoe, David, Jack, and Les

Minute 10: Canadian Christian Bale

Minute 11: A Hot Tip in the Fourth

Minute 12: Math Is Hard

Minute 13: At Some Point, All Kids Are Gryffindors

Minute 14: FMK

Minute 15: Maybe Pulitzer Didn't Suck?

Minute 16: Barenaked Boxing

Minute 17: Safari Cops, or, Johnny and the Space Kids vs. Nurse Death

Minute 18: Cartoony McUglyface

Minute 19: You Never Can Tell With This Children's Movie