Ethan went to another doctor’s appointment on Friday, and all the health reports came back good—but that’s not stopping Big Zen from trying to find something wrong with himself.

Live & Local: Two Connecticut “nipple heads” tried to steal a massive green road sign. Listeners called in about the sign stealers and guessed they were probably scrappers.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A man tries to buy 20 ribeyes for $40. A list of TV themes you didn’t know were created by famous rock stars. The best U.S. cities to visit if you want to feel like you’re in a Hallmark movie. Lou also admits he used to be attracted to Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Target’s new “10-4 policy” sure sounds like it’s encouraging flirtation. The latest internet trend is showering while blindfolded. How many days does it take to overstay your welcome? The boys have the study results.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A London landmark “farts” when fireworks go off nearby. Wendy’s is set to close hundreds of locations. A beauty pageant contestant performs death metal during the talent portion.

Plus: Classic clips from the archives, including “Plaque Psoriasis,” “Pooskin,” “Uzbekistan’s Most Dangerous Drug,” and “Danbury’s Most Dangerous Gang.”