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Bill Burr starts his podcast by discussing his current projects and his dislike of outdoor weddings, particularly those held in the rain. He believes that a rainy wedding is a sign that the relationship is doomed, as it tests the couple's ability to handle unexpected situations. He also talks about his preference for living in a house with cable and games over living off the grid. Bill then delves into the idea of keeping the "kid alive" in you and how it can be annoying to others. He compares those who try to be "outside the matrix" to dirty white people living in the woods and argues that it's not a real escape from the system. He uses the "lock the door test" from the movie "The Bronx Tale" to illustrate the importance of choosing a partner who can handle unexpected situations without a meltdown. He argues that if your partner can't handle a rainy wedding day, they're not ready for marriage. Bill shares a story about visiting a farm and witnessing a pig shooting a rainbow of diarrhea at another pig. He uses this gross anecdote to argue that pork is disgusting and that Jewish and Muslim people are right to avoid it. He gives a shout-out to Mega Texas Barbecue in Fresno, California, which he claims has the best barbecue he's ever had. He also talks about his plans to host movie nights at Gardena Cinemas in LA, starting with "To Live and Die in LA" and "Pulp Fiction." Bill talks about his experience with depression and how stand-up comedy helps him cope. He also discusses his love for the Red Sox and his frustration with their bullpen. He critiques the Yankees' team dynamic, particularly their "astronaut" look and the lack of personality among their players. He also expresses his fondness for the player with the Don Mattingly mustache. Bill reminisces about his father's home barbershop and how it was a symbol of the "man can do anything" mentality of the past. He argues that it was more embarrassing to admit you couldn't do something than to try and fail. A listener calls in to discuss his disappointment with California Governor Gavin Newsom's handling of homelessness. Bill agrees that Newsom hasn't solved the problem but argues that the real culprit is corporate greed and the lack of accountability for CEOs. A listener shares a rule change they use in their family's Monopoly games called "You're Coming With Me." Bill finds the rule amusing and uses it as a metaphor for the interconnectedness of society and the consequences of pushing people too far.

Outlines

00:00:00

Weddings, Outdoor Weddings in the Rain, and Living Off the Grid

Bill Burr discusses his dislike of outdoor weddings, particularly those held in the rain, and his preference for living in a house with cable and games over living off the grid.

00:01:59

The Kid in You and the Matrix

Bill discusses the idea of keeping the "kid alive" in you and how it can be annoying to others. He compares those who try to be "outside the matrix" to dirty white people living in the woods and argues that it's not a real escape from the system.

00:02:40

The Bronx Tale Test and the Importance of Not Marrying a Child

Bill uses the "lock the door test" from the movie "The Bronx Tale" to illustrate the importance of choosing a partner who can handle unexpected situations without a meltdown. He argues that if your partner can't handle a rainy wedding day, they're not ready for marriage.

00:35:10

The Grossness of Pigsties and the Wisdom of Pork-Free Religions

Bill shares a story about visiting a farm and witnessing a pig shooting a rainbow of diarrhea at another pig. He uses this gross anecdote to argue that pork is disgusting and that Jewish and Muslim people are right to avoid it.

00:36:24

Fresno Barbecue, Movie Night, and Depression

Bill gives a shout-out to Mega Texas Barbecue in Fresno, California, which he claims has the best barbecue he's ever had. He also talks about his plans to host movie nights at Gardena Cinemas in LA, starting with "To Live and Die in LA" and "Pulp Fiction." He also discusses his experience with depression and how stand-up comedy helps him cope.

00:44:33

The Yankees, Mustaches, and the Astronaut Look

Bill critiques the Yankees' team dynamic, particularly their "astronaut" look and the lack of personality among their players. He also expresses his fondness for the player with the Don Mattingly mustache.

00:52:00

Gavin Newsom, Homelessness, Corporate Greed, and the "You're Coming With Me" Monopoly Rule

A listener calls in to discuss his disappointment with California Governor Gavin Newsom's handling of homelessness. Bill agrees that Newsom hasn't solved the problem but argues that the real culprit is corporate greed and the lack of accountability for CEOs. A listener shares a rule change they use in their family's Monopoly games called "You're Coming With Me." Bill finds the rule amusing and uses it as a metaphor for the interconnectedness of society and the consequences of pushing people too far.

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Q&A

• What is Bill Burr's opinion on outdoor weddings in the rain?

  Bill believes that a rainy outdoor wedding is a sign that the relationship is doomed. He argues that it's a test of the couple's ability to handle unexpected situations and that if the bride or groom has a meltdown, it's a red flag.

• What is Bill Burr's take on the "keep the kid alive" mentality?

  Bill finds it annoying when people try to keep the "kid alive" in them and constantly remind others of their childishness. He believes that it's a way of avoiding responsibility and that it can be off-putting to others.

• What is Bill Burr's opinion on the homeless problem in California?

  Bill believes that the homeless problem is a complex issue that can't be blamed solely on the governor. He argues that corporate greed and the lack of accountability for CEOs are major contributing factors.

• What is Bill Burr's favorite barbecue restaurant?

  Bill's favorite barbecue restaurant is Mega Texas Barbecue in Fresno, California. He claims that it has the best barbecue he's ever had, including ribs, brisket, and Texas Twinkies (stuffed jalapeno peppers).

• What is Bill Burr's favorite Yankee player?

  Bill's favorite Yankee player is the one with the Don Mattingly mustache. He appreciates that the player has some personality and doesn't try to conform to the "astronaut" look that the Yankees seem to favor.

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