My Dad Caught Me Masturbating | HOLIDAY WORSTS
Description
In the pilot episode of This Is The Worst, Brittany Furlan Lee and Brittany Schmitt (annoyingly "the Brittanys") give their takes on your worst holiday moments while sharing their own unhinged stories and cringe-worthy holiday worsts. Schmitt’s Dad caught her masturbating. Makeout throw-up as the clock strikes twelve. An NBA player slides into Schmitt’s DMs. Creepy stepdads. Cracker Jack box vagina. Blowing your celebrity crush. Schmitt’s best sex was with a (now) pastor. Swinging, literally, into the New Year. Schmitt’s NYE meth story. Pissing the bed. And so much more as the Brittanys make the best of the worst in Episode 1.
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Hosted and Executive Produced by: Brittany Furlan Lee and Brittany Schmitt
Studio: Kandoo Films -- https://www.kandoofilms.com/
Edited by: Shane Danahy -- https://instagram.com/shanedanahy
Time Stamps:
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:02 - Holiday Havoc
00:03:46 - Childhood Memories
00:05:37 - Childhood Memories and NBA Players
00:07:37 - Athlete Pursues Relationship
00:09:25 - The Flippery of the Script
00:11:21 - The Pitfalls of Chasing After the Wrong Person
00:13:20 - The Frustration of Dealing with Him
00:15:04 - Dealing with Creepy Stepdads
00:16:55 - Disgusting Behavior of Mike "Eart" and Steve
00:18:59 - Uncomfortable Experiences and Inappropriate Vibes
00:20:56 - Throwing Up on a New Year's Eve Kiss
00:23:09 - The Worst Sex Experience Ever
00:25:20 - Stories and Random Conversations
00:27:13 - A Surprising Encounter
00:29:11 - Strange Encounter with a Famous Actor during Filming
00:31:24 - Talking About Molly
00:33:27 - Unexpected Swinger Encounter
00:35:24 - Tommy's True Personality Revealed
00:37:22 - Guys and Impressing Others
00:39:27 - Accidentally doing meth on New Year's Eve
00:41:28 - Sweating in a Corner
00:43:16 - Dad's Christmas Mix-Up
00:45:12 - Silly Divorce Dad Move
00:47:06 - Funny Bedwetting Stories
00:49:01 - My Mom's Bathroom Incident
00:50:59 - Investing in a Potential Inheritance
00:52:47 - Strange Family Dynamics
00:54:43 - The Excitement of Extending Dogs' Lives
00:56:44 - Prolonging Dog's Lives
00:58:33 - Mental Health Struggles and Inappropriate Text Messages
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