DiscoverThe Weekly Humorist PodcastNew Year's Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7
New Year's Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7

New Year's Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7

Update: 2025-01-05
Share

Description

Eat more scorpions.
Hook up to metabo-chamber for at least seven cycles per ankh-coin.
Continue worship of The Manor's blood moon delegation.
Switch to baked from fried warlock discharge packets.
Enlist offspring in clan-wide contest of mental and physical dexterity.
Prepare for The Great Merging; check pantry for extra napkins and plastic cups in case of company.
Comments 
00:00
00:00
x

0.5x

0.8x

1.0x

1.25x

1.5x

2.0x

3.0x

Sleep Timer

Off

End of Episode

5 Minutes

10 Minutes

15 Minutes

30 Minutes

45 Minutes

60 Minutes

120 Minutes

New Year's Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7

New Year's Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7

Weekly Humorist