🥔 Welcome back to Tator Tots and TV Plots—where the wheels are off, the secrets are out, and the tots are extra crispy for the wild finale of Nine Perfect Strangers!

We’re diving fork-first into Episodes 7 & 8, and trust us, Tranquillum House has never been messier.

Episode 7: The Wheel’s On The Bus

The wheels are officially falling off at Tranquillum! Carmel spirals out in spectacular fashion, Delilah ditches the retreat, and the Marconis debate whether to trust Masha’s mind-bending plan to see Zach again. Frances starts doubting Tony’s intentions, Ben and Jessica are suddenly healed (and holding hands), and the real tot bomb drops: we find out who’s been threatening Masha all along.
Secrets, spirals, and a staff shake-up. These tots are spinning!

Episode 8: Ever After

Everything comes to a head in the finale, and it’s a full-on tot tornado! Guests are locked in a room, forced to face their fears in a fiery (but fake) near-death simulation. The Marconis go all-in on Masha’s risky protocol for one last chance to see Zach. Carmel confronts her demons, Tony and Frances finally get their fresh start, and everyone is left questioning what they really want out of life. Closure, chaos, and a whole lotta crispy revelations—this is how you finish a retreat!

🥔 Tator Tot Ratings (1 to 5 tots)

Episode 7:

Jen: 4 Tots 🥔🥔🥔🥔

Ray: 4 Tots 🥔🥔🥔🥔

Episode 8:

Jen: 4 Tots 🥔🥔🥔🥔

Ray: 4 Tots 🥔🥔🥔🥔

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