Older, Wiser, Scarier
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The episode begins with a humorous statement about the importance of staying true to oneself and not associating with those who are not on the same level. Brian then shares his experience with aging and how his perspective on health and doctor's appointments has changed. He discusses his past disregard for preventative care and his current realization of its importance. The conversation then shifts to a humorous incident where Brian was convinced someone was breaking into his house, only to discover it was a tabby cat on the roof. He describes his frantic search for the intruder and the eventual resolution of the situation. Brian and Chris then discuss the recent tragedy of a super yacht sinking in Italy, killing several people, including the owner. They share details about the owner's legal battles and the circumstances surrounding the accident. The conversation then turns to the popularity of the reality TV show "Below Deck" and their fascination with super yachts. They share their experiences with seeing these extravagant vessels and ponder the practicality of such immense wealth. The speakers then discuss the high cost of private plane travel, with Brian mentioning the exorbitant fuel costs and the dream of owning their own private aircraft. They then announce their upcoming comedy shows in Florida, providing details about the dates, locations, and ticket availability. The episode concludes with the speakers encouraging listeners to support the podcast by watching videos, listening to audio, and getting a free TCB bumper sticker. They express gratitude to their guest, Mazjaproni, for appearing on the podcast and invite him to return in the future. They provide contact information for listeners to submit questions, comments, and content ideas.
Outlines
The Absurdity of Wealth and Aging
The episode begins with a humorous statement about the importance of staying true to oneself and not associating with those who are not on the same level. Brian then shares his experience with aging and how his perspective on health and doctor's appointments has changed. He discusses his past disregard for preventative care and his current realization of its importance.
A Cat on the Roof and the Super Yacht Tragedy
Brian recounts a humorous incident where he was convinced someone was breaking into his house, only to discover it was a tabby cat on the roof. He describes his frantic search for the intruder and the eventual resolution of the situation. Brian and Chris then discuss the recent tragedy of a super yacht sinking in Italy, killing several people, including the owner. They share details about the owner's legal battles and the circumstances surrounding the accident.
The Fascination with Super Yachts and Private Plane Dreams
Brian and Chris discuss the popularity of the reality TV show "Below Deck" and their fascination with super yachts. They share their experiences with seeing these extravagant vessels and ponder the practicality of such immense wealth. The speakers then discuss the high cost of private plane travel, with Brian mentioning the exorbitant fuel costs and the dream of owning their own private aircraft.
Upcoming Comedy Shows and Podcast Support
The speakers announce their upcoming comedy shows in Florida, providing details about the dates, locations, and ticket availability. The episode concludes with the speakers encouraging listeners to support the podcast by watching videos, listening to audio, and getting a free TCB bumper sticker. They express gratitude to their guest, Mazjaproni, for appearing on the podcast and invite him to return in the future. They provide contact information for listeners to submit questions, comments, and content ideas.
Keywords
Super Yacht
A large, luxurious yacht, often exceeding 100 feet in length, with amenities like multiple decks, swimming pools, helipads, and lavish interiors. They are owned by the ultra-wealthy and are often used for leisure travel and entertainment.
Preventative Maintenance
Regular checkups and care for one's health, including doctor's appointments, dental visits, and screenings, to prevent potential health issues and maintain overall well-being.
Tabby Cat
A breed of domestic cat characterized by its striped or tabby pattern, often with a distinctive \"M\" marking on its forehead. Tabby cats are known for their playful and independent personalities.
Below Deck
A popular reality TV show that follows the lives of the crew members who work on super yachts, showcasing the challenges and rewards of working in this unique environment.
Private Plane
A type of aircraft owned and operated by an individual or organization for personal or business use, typically characterized by luxury features and high operating costs.
Fuel Costs
The expenses associated with purchasing and using fuel for aircraft, often a significant factor in the overall cost of private plane travel.
Comedy Shows
Live performances featuring comedians who use humor to entertain audiences, often held in theaters, clubs, or other venues.
Podcast Support
Actions taken by listeners to show their appreciation for a podcast, such as subscribing, leaving reviews, sharing episodes, or donating to the creators.
Bumper Sticker
A small adhesive sticker placed on a vehicle's bumper, often used for advertising, promoting a cause, or expressing personal beliefs.
Q&A
What is Brian's perspective on aging and how it has changed his approach to health?
Brian initially believed he was indestructible and avoided doctor's appointments. However, as he has gotten older, he has realized the importance of preventative care and now actively seeks medical attention.
What happened during Brian's \"intruder\" incident, and how did it resolve?
Brian heard noises in his house and was convinced someone was breaking in. He searched his house with a flashlight and a weapon, only to discover it was a tabby cat on the roof.
What are some of the reasons why people are fascinated with super yachts?
People are fascinated by the extravagance and luxury of super yachts, the unique experiences they offer, and the glimpse into the lives of the ultra-wealthy. They also enjoy the drama and shenanigans of the crew members as depicted in shows like \"Below Deck.\""
How much does it cost to fill up the tank of a private plane?
The speakers mention that filling up the tank of a private plane can cost around $3,000 to $4,000.
Where and when are the upcoming comedy shows taking place?
The comedy shows will be held on September 24th at the Dania Beach improv in Dania Beach, Florida, and on September 25th at the Funny Bone in Orlando, Florida.
How can listeners support the podcast?
Listeners can support the podcast by watching videos, listening to audio, and getting a free TCB bumper sticker by contacting the podcast through their website or social media.
Show Notes
Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it!
- Bryan’s getting poked and prodded
- A trip to the doctor and the lab
- The million dollar lab
- Krissy was WRONG
- The chimp lady
- Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic
- Spooky moment!
- Tom Cruise is on the roof
- The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens!
- TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but Below Deck’s Captain Sandy commented on it (and he also looks like Captain Jason and is from NZ…it’s confusing)
- Petition to force Bryan to watch all of Below Deck
- Renting a boat…or a superyacht
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