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This episode of the Adam Corolla Show features comedian Ornie Adams as a guest. The conversation begins with a discussion about self-absorption and narcissism, with Adam suggesting that Ornie is more self-absorbed than him. They debate whether having children makes one less self-absorbed. The conversation then shifts to the topic of comedy and its timeliness. Adam argues that Ornie's "pleasuring yourself" bit is not timely and should be replaced with a Halloween-themed bit. They also engage in a heated debate about the word "pre" and its relationship to "previously." Adam shares his experience with a Disneyland tour guide and proposes it as a litmus test for narcissism, questioning whether people would be comfortable cutting in line even if they paid for it. He also shares a story about encountering a rat at a fancy restaurant and discusses his discomfort with the situation, arguing that it demonstrates empathy. The conversation then turns to the importance of private sector experience in political candidates, with Adam arguing that it demonstrates real-world experience and understanding of regulation. He criticizes celebrity symposiums like the Oprah-Kamala event, calling them a "circle jerk" and a waste of time. The episode also features discussions about the racial divide, the potential for China to use technology in cars to spy on Americans, the COVID-19 pandemic, and the Pope's recent political endorsement. Adam shares his unique interpretation of the words "pre-pubescent" and "pre-owned," and introduces a new word, "ungruntled," meaning the opposite of "disgruntled." The episode concludes with Adam thanking Ornie for his time and promoting his upcoming shows.

Outlines

00:00:00

Introduction and Advertisement

The episode introduces comedian Ornie Adams as a guest and features advertisements for Pluto TV and Adam Corolla's Substack.

00:01:43

Self-Absorption, Narcissism, and Parenthood

Adam Corolla and Ornie Adams discuss self-absorption, with Adam suggesting Ornie is more self-absorbed than him. They debate whether having children makes one less self-absorbed.

00:03:21

The "Pleasuring Yourself" vs. "Beating Off" Debate

Ornie shares a theory about the difference between "pleasuring yourself" and "beating off," arguing that the former is a more sophisticated term used in the media.

00:08:10

Timely Comedy and the Halloween Bit

Adam and Ornie discuss the timeliness of comedy bits, with Adam suggesting Ornie's "pleasuring yourself" bit is not timely and should be replaced with a Halloween-themed bit.

00:08:59

The "Pre" vs. "Previously" Debate

Adam and Ornie engage in a heated debate about the word "pre" and its relationship to "previously," with Adam arguing that "pre" is a prefix and not a standalone word.

00:16:24

The Disneyland Tour and Narcissism

Adam shares his experience with a Disneyland tour guide and proposes it as a litmus test for narcissism, questioning whether people would be comfortable cutting in line even if they paid for it.

00:24:49

The Disneyland Tour and Recognition

Adam and Ornie continue their debate about the Disneyland tour, with Adam suggesting that his discomfort with cutting in line stems from a general sense of fairness, not fear of recognition.

00:32:36

Empathy and the Rat at Dinner

Adam shares a story about encountering a rat at a fancy restaurant and discusses his discomfort with the situation, arguing that it demonstrates empathy.

00:37:02

Tracy Ellis Ross and Childless Women

Adam plays a clip of Tracy Ellis Ross praising childless women, arguing that they are heroes for "mothering the world." Adam mocks this sentiment, comparing it to saying all men are heroes, regardless of circumcision status.

00:40:01

Private Sector Experience and Political Qualifications

Adam and Ornie discuss the importance of private sector experience in political candidates, with Adam arguing that it demonstrates real-world experience and understanding of regulation.

00:43:49

The Pointlessness of Celebrity Symposiums

Adam criticizes celebrity symposiums like the Oprah-Kamala event, calling them a "circle jerk" and a waste of time. He compares them to giving a retarded child a ball of foil.

00:44:36

Ornie's Upcoming Shows and a Farewell

Ornie promotes his upcoming shows and Adam concludes the episode by thanking Ornie for his time.

01:01:23

The Hero of Childlessness

The conversation starts with a discussion about a woman who was praised for being a hero despite not having children. The speakers discuss the idea that having children doesn't define a person's worth and that women without children can still be heroes.

01:02:27

Butt Hurt and Slurs

The conversation shifts to a discussion about the term "butt hurt" and whether it's appropriate for gay people to use. The speakers argue that the term can be considered a slur and that it's important to be mindful of language and its potential impact.

01:03:35

The Racial Divide and Names

The conversation continues with a discussion about the racial divide and the speakers' theory that changing names can help to heal it. They use the example of soccer vs. football to illustrate their point.

01:03:53

Spin-offs and TV Business

The conversation turns to the topic of TV spin-offs and the challenges of getting them approved. The speakers share their experiences with spin-offs and discuss the realities of the TV business.

01:06:58

Navigadon: A Glimpse into the Future

The conversation focuses on the speaker's prediction of a future scenario where cars are hacked and used for malicious purposes. The speaker shares a clip from his radio show from 2006 where he discussed this very topic.

01:11:01

Nostradamus Corolla

The conversation continues with the speaker's uncanny ability to predict future events. The speakers discuss how the speaker has predicted everything from Donald Trump's presidency to the rise of self-driving cars.

01:11:43

Navigadon: The Movie

The speaker describes his action movie script, "Navigadon," which he wrote in 2006. The script is a cautionary tale about the dangers of artificial intelligence and the potential for it to be used for evil.

01:20:16

China's Espionage and the COVID-19 Lab Leak

The conversation shifts to a discussion about the potential for China to use technology in cars to spy on Americans. The speakers also discuss the COVID-19 pandemic and the controversy surrounding the lab leak theory.

01:24:14

John Wayne Bobbitt and the Comedy Police

The conversation turns to a discussion about John Wayne Bobbitt and the speaker's new angle on the classic comedy bit. The speaker discusses the absurdity of Bobbitt's behavior and how it can be used for comedic effect.

01:32:22

Baguettes vs. Celery: The Great Debate

The conversation focuses on a debate between the speakers about whether there are more baguettes or celery coming out of bags in a movie scene. The speakers argue their points and ultimately declare a tie.

01:35:10

Pre-Pubescent vs. Pre-Owned

The conversation centers around the speaker's unique interpretation of the words "pre-pubescent" and "pre-owned." The speakers discuss the meaning of these words and how they can be used in different contexts.

01:36:36

The Pope's Political Endorsement

The conversation shifts to a discussion about the Pope's recent political endorsement. The speakers discuss the Pope's decision to endorse a candidate and the implications of his actions.

01:43:39

Ungruntled: A New Word

The conversation introduces a new word, "ungruntled," and the speakers discuss its meaning and potential usage. The speakers debate the concept of being "gruntled" and how it relates to happiness and contentment.

01:45:55

The Cold Dunk Tub Dilemma

The conversation focuses on the speaker's struggles with a cold dunk tub. The speaker describes his attempts to fix the leaking tub and the frustration he experiences in the process.

01:58:28

Tankless Water Heater Troubles

The speaker discusses their experience with a tankless water heater that wasn't working properly. They describe the troubleshooting process, including checking the water flow and cleaning the air raider.

01:59:57

Ungruntling and Accomplishments

The speaker reflects on how life has made them "disgruntled" but they are working on "ungruntling" themselves. They also discuss how their past accomplishments in building and fixing things have led to a sense of contentment and a lack of motivation to tackle new challenges.

02:00:59

Taylor Swift and Kelsey's Relationship

The speaker speculates about a possible rift in the relationship between Taylor Swift and Kelsey, citing Kelsey's emotional appearance at a game and Taylor's absence. They also discuss the Hadid sisters and their lack of apparent accomplishments.

02:01:47

Dinner with Lizzo and Business Meal Advice

The speaker expresses their preference for dining with Lizzo over the Hadid sisters. They then share their business advice: never show up to a business meal hungry and know what you're going to order ahead of time.

02:03:42

Live Show Announcements

The speaker announces upcoming live shows in Provo, Casper, Nashville, and Port Charlotte. They also mention Ornie Adams' upcoming shows.

02:05:08

Pluto TV Advertisement

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Q&A

• What is Adam Corolla's litmus test for narcissism?

  Adam believes that a person's reaction to cutting in line at Disneyland, even if they paid for it, can reveal their level of narcissism. He argues that those who are comfortable cutting in line are more likely to be narcissistic.

• What is Ornie Adams' theory about the difference between "pleasuring yourself" and "beating off"?

  Ornie believes that "pleasuring yourself" is a more sophisticated term used in the media when referring to masturbation, while "beating off" is a more casual and vulgar term used in everyday language.

• Why does Adam Corolla believe that private sector experience is important for political candidates?

  Adam argues that private sector experience demonstrates real-world experience and understanding of regulation, which can be valuable in political leadership. He believes that politicians who have never run a business or dealt with the government in a practical sense may not be as qualified to make decisions about the country.

• What is the speaker's theory about the racial divide?

  The speaker believes that changing names can help to heal the racial divide. They use the example of soccer vs. football to illustrate their point, arguing that both terms refer to the same sport but are used by different groups of people.

• What is the speaker's action movie script "Navigadon" about?

  "Navigadon" is a cautionary tale about the dangers of artificial intelligence and the potential for it to be used for evil. The script predicts a future scenario where cars are hacked and used to drive people towards the Grand Canyon.

• What is the speaker's new word "ungruntled" and what does it mean?

  "Ungruntled" is the opposite of "disgruntled." It refers to a state of being pleased, satisfied, and contented. The speaker believes that it's a necessary word to describe the opposite of being disgruntled.

• What is the speaker's experience with a cold dunk tub?

  The speaker has been trying to fix a leaking cold dunk tub for months. He describes his frustration with the process and how it's preventing him from being "gruntled."

• What is the speaker's unique interpretation of the words "pre-pubescent" and "pre-owned"?

  The speaker believes that "pre-pubescent" means never having experienced puberty, while "pre-owned" means never having been owned before. He argues that these words have a different meaning than the traditional definitions.

• What is the speaker's opinion on the Pope's recent political endorsement?

  The speaker believes that the Pope's endorsement of a candidate is a sign of the times and that the Pope is becoming more involved in politics. He also believes that the Pope's endorsement is a sign that he is endorsing Kamala Harris.

Show Notes