The blackout, mini heatwave, Mercadona, hot voices and a sperm race.

A horny student, hocking, sink on a stick, arm touching and Mr Frosty

Market fashions, sleepwalking, the Grand National and door to door salesman.

UK TV shows in Spanish, pay as you go strippers, poking on Facebook, financial planners and all the dick!

Prada vs Primark, weekend's full of booze, beauty dupes, egg mayo rolls and 72 year old escorts.

Top shoppers, beauty tips, chewing the cud, Rumikub, kicking up a storm and naughty meats.

Gorilla Grams, 6 hour chats, The Lady, Lidl fashions, little tables and receding hairlines.

Part 2 - Rats, Treesletts, time to ourselves, the upside-down cock and Sue feeling the force!

All things Christmas, bathing in olive oil, stealing wine glasses and The Rock

Christmas trees, singing kids, flies, eye tantalising and four seasons in one day!

Entertaining workman, showering in the dark, welcome back John form the 1800s and a flue poo horror!

Lone dining, being grown up, sabbaticals, rate my poo and virile Vernon.

A lot of unpacking, airport advice, hole filling, expressive hands and introducing Rag Round-up!

Phone on a string, Art Deco bars, wine bras and hard drive hoovering!

Overpacking for holidays, hair loss, and the love doctor!

Plaster disaster, Primark shopping with a teenager, sticky weather and Rita Ora

Chicken man, tuna face, favourite back ring, and free sunglasses.

Expensive team building, sticky weather, all about Sue, forgetfulness and murder mysteries.

Primark clothing ranges, crafty darts, bunionectamy, chuffing hot weather and too much football.

Taxidermy, teletext, riding solo, clingfilm wraps and would you rather part 2.