Professional Sports Baller
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The podcast episode begins with an advertisement for Ebay Motors, highlighting their wide selection of parts, guaranteed fit, and competitive prices. The hosts then discuss the competitive nature of Hollywood auditions, transitioning to a breaking news story about a werewolf president. They delve into the horror movie television program "El Vira McCabre" and a specific episode where the president turns into a werewolf. The hosts then discuss the history of daytime television, specifically focusing on the show "Cheaters" and its controversial nature. They continue by discussing Tom Brady's luxurious lifestyle and how it makes them feel jealous, comparing it to "rich porn." The hosts then share their own experiences with sports and how they relate to the pursuit of success and fame. They discuss a TikTok video where a woman claims she was forced to babysit a stranger's child at the pool because she's a woman. Finally, the hosts discuss the struggles of pharmacies and blame Tom Brady for their woes. They conclude by promoting their upcoming live shows in Florida and providing information on how to purchase tickets.
Outlines
Ebay Motors, Hollywood Auditions, and Werewolf Presidents
This chapter begins with an advertisement for Ebay Motors, followed by a discussion about the competitive nature of Hollywood auditions and a breaking news story about a werewolf president.
El Vira McCabre and the Werewolf President
The hosts discuss the horror movie television program "El Vira McCabre" and a specific episode where the president turns into a werewolf.
Cheaters and Daytime Television
The hosts discuss the history of daytime television, specifically focusing on the show "Cheaters" and its controversial nature.
Tom Brady's Island Life and Rich Porn
The hosts discuss Tom Brady's luxurious lifestyle and how it makes them feel jealous, comparing it to "rich porn."
Sports and the Pursuit of Success
The hosts discuss their own experiences with sports and how they relate to the pursuit of success and fame.
A TikToker's Babysitting Dilemma
The hosts discuss a TikTok video where a woman claims she was forced to babysit a stranger's child at the pool because she's a woman.
Pharmacies in Trouble and Tom Brady's Fault
The hosts discuss the struggles of pharmacies and blame Tom Brady for their woes.
Florida Trip and TCB Podcast Updates
The hosts promote their upcoming live shows in Florida and provide information on how to purchase tickets.
Keywords
Werewolf President
A fictional scenario where the president of the United States transforms into a werewolf, causing chaos and raising questions about the government's response.
El Vira McCabre
An American hosted horror movie television program featuring B movies and hosted by El Vira, a character played by Cassandra Peterson.
Cheaters
A television show that aired in the late 90s and early 2000s, where people suspected of cheating on their partners were followed by private investigators and confronted with evidence.
Rich Porn
A term used to describe the voyeuristic fascination with the extravagant lifestyles of wealthy individuals, often leading to feelings of envy and dissatisfaction.
Daytime Television
A genre of television programming that airs during the daytime hours, typically featuring talk shows, game shows, and soap operas.
TikToker
A user of the social media platform TikTok, known for creating short-form videos.
Child Abandonment
The act of leaving a child without adequate care or supervision, which is illegal in most jurisdictions.
Pharmacy
A retail establishment that dispenses prescription drugs and other health-related products.
Q&A
What is the breaking news story that the hosts discuss?
The hosts discuss a breaking news story about a werewolf president, which they are watching on a horror movie television program called "El Vira McCabre."
What is the premise of the show "Cheaters"?
"Cheaters" is a show where people suspected of cheating on their partners are followed by private investigators and confronted with evidence of their infidelity.
Why do the hosts feel jealous of Tom Brady's lifestyle?
The hosts are envious of Tom Brady's luxurious lifestyle, which includes a house in the Bahamas, multiple yachts, and a seemingly carefree existence.
What is the TikToker's complaint in the video discussed by the hosts?
A TikToker claims that a father left her to babysit his child at the pool while he went to the gym, implying that he assumed she would do so because she is a woman.
What are some of the challenges facing pharmacies today?
Pharmacies are facing challenges due to increased competition from big box stores, lawsuits related to opioid sales, and staffing shortages, leading to long lines, irritated pharmacists, and poor customer service.
Show Notes
Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!"
- Were-president
- Elvira’s Movie Macabre
- Cheaters
- Old man bitching
- Tom Brady
- Sports stars
- Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy)
- Bryan’s sports history
- He wasn’t a starter
- Could he be a bowler?
- FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes!
- Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool
- The gyms are in trouble!
- Pharmacy drama
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