Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode we sit down with Michael Morgan — Texas-born comedian, musician, Marine veteran, and accidental expert in saying the wrong word at the wrong time.

Michael takes us through his wild path from sneak-watching Saturday Night Live at volume “3” in a Pentecostal household, to one of his very first sets where he dropped the C-word three times during somebody’s steak dinner — and got told, politely but firmly, never come back. From there it was a break, a reset, and eventually a return to comedy with sharper stories and way more control of the mic.

We dive into the Texas comedy boom, his upcoming song If I Was Gay, I’d F** Ryan Gosling*, and the bizarre overlap of his past lives — from drumming in church bands to touring the country as a Christian music artist, to serving in the Marines while his mom terrified recruiters and boot camp drill instructors. Along the way we get moose-knuckle high school playbill photos, Star Wars fandom, awkward VHS porn confessions, and the entrepreneurial grind of selling door-to-door freezer meat with his dad.

It’s comedy chaos, Texas grit, Marine discipline (sort of), and the kind of storytelling only someone who’s bombed big and come back harder can deliver.

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