More like "whipped to the tits" amirite?!?!?! The OG (original men) Adam and Steve decided that the best way to celebrate Jesus's death was by smoking a lot of the devils lettuce and then talking about The Passion of the Christ aka the whippingest movie around!

When Jesus Christ ticks off the local priests (including Caiaphas!) it's up to Judas to betray him and set this whole thing in motion. Pontius Pilate doesn't wanna kill him. King Herod just wants to get sucked and martined. Peter just wants to deny all kinds of stuff. Jesus was 32 and Mary was 45 (because she was 13 when God busted in her). Those cross monkey's whipped the Sugar Honey Ice Tea out of Jesus I tell you what!

If you're looking for a movie that's fun, family friendly and, most importantly, not made by an antisemitic director... then The Passion of the Christ isn't for you!

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