"With Iris in the clutches of the super cool and definitely not evil Citizen Scorn (who’s also extremely handsome), it’s up to that loser Dash & his loser friends to save her. But, let's be real, she doesn’t really need saving because Scorn is such a chill dude. Meanwhile Niko definitely has a subplot, but it doesn’t involve Citizen Scorn so who cares amiright?" - transcendent synopsis by Citizen Scorn