Riverdale has fully lost the plot and Tom and Savi couldn't be more unhappy. This episode brings a prison break, a magic mushroom trip gone wrong, a magical prayer, and a beloved Riverdale family held hostage - and that's not all! Riverdale insists on doing entirely too much this episode and yet none of their antics include spending more time with sweethearts Tabitha and dear Jughead - much to Tom's deep, deep devastation. Savi is excitedly awaiting the show's three month mid-season hiatus, and Tom finds himself wishing for the precious Katy Keene crossover that will never come... 

Music by Brendan Byrnes (www.brendanbyrnes.com).
Art by Eleni Koumi (@loukoumh on Instagram).