Tis the season to take headed of the Maxi Pod's advice as they revamp their angelic Rules for being a Ho for the Holidays! Get your note-taking apparatus ready and listen on .5x speed to grasp every detail of this guide to stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of your lives.

• 0:00 - 3:40 Rachel has 3 pages of typed notes
• 3:40 - 38:00 How to Be a Ho For the Holidays (All Jazzed Up!)
  • #1 If Not You Cindy Lou Hoo, Who?
  • #2 The "Once Upon a December Rule"
  • #3 BYOM! ( Bring Your Own Mistletoe)
  • #4 The Cold never Bothered You Anyway (Not all ice needs to be broken)
  • #5 Put Your Devices Away in a Manger
• 38:00 Destiny's Challenge
  • Fashion at BravoCon
  • Letting life live you (and trusting men)
  • Low impact workouts
  • The New Class (The Challenge, Winter House, Loki) & Death to Southern Charm
  • Gratitude (anti-Jacob Elordi)
  • Building a house out of the stones they threw (House of Villains)

Our time has come Maxxinistas! Pop off in the name of Christmas.

You will want to listen to the entire episode... Peace be with you!