DiscoverThe Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and KatyaSapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya
Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

Update: 2024-09-241
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MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of the sea. We are two fit & fabulous drag queens, one folically-challenged (Katya) and one with a glorious mane (Sapphira), seeking wet and wild night with sensual seafarers turned on by promiscuous pirates. Must have functioning fish genitalia and be DTF with land-dwelling homo sapiens. Tolerance for fish badussy strongly recommended. (ability to speak on land a plus) Please send juicy pics of your driftwood and/or mariana trench to: "buckets_of_seamen@if_the_boat_is_rocking.org"

(Part 1 of a 2-part interview!)

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Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

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