“I would hug everyone individually and whisper in their ear….you’re f**ked.’”- Season 2 Episode 8

“Is that a f**kin finger?!”- Season 2 Episode 7

Season 2 Episode 6- “How did she know they were black? She was reading folks wrists?”

Season 2 Episode 5- “86 years old with bad credit? That don’t even sound right”

Season 2 Episode 4-“$2700 and it has a white refrigerator?”

Season 2 Episode 3- “I look like I know what a MacBook is”

Season 2 Episode 2-“I’m Coming Out?!”

“We’re Back! Season Two!”

“It’s below freezing and you’re this musty?”

“I thought it was my seasonal depression flaring up”

“You’re not in love with them! You’re in love with the vibe!”

“I need the universe to open up her PURSE!”

Episode 24

“He ain’t no readaaaaa!”

“I Don’t Know About You, But It’s Feeling Like Epsiode 22”

“Saltburn…He did that!”

“You’re walking on water and I’m sinking! HELP ME!”

“We Need to Bring Back Shame”

Episode 18

Episode 15