Slipknot Sucks

Slipknot Sucks

Update: 2019-10-242
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The only reason they named this band Slipknot is because "Hot Topic" was already trademarked.

Look, all we're saying is if you made music and it was this bad then you'd probably want to hide behind a mask, too. Does it seriously take nine people to suck this hard? How many shows did they do with eight members before deciding it just didn't suck enough and they had to throw in one more? They could have gone all the way to ten, except this is mall metal for people who lose fingers in firework accidents and can't count that high.

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stephen murray

I broke my rib earlier in the week. I thought listening to this would cheer me up. it did but the laughter has sent me into excruciating pain. I wonder if Slipknot would approve.

Oct 24th
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Mark Mosley & Tyler Mahan Coe