The movie in my imagination shows a mid-sized dog launching from an easy boy and chewing the nose off my face.
To make matters worse, Jon Snow is back in town tonight.
Right along side my wife, I have been pining for him for months.
Jon Snow will soon face the White Walkers while I am faking bravery in front of a family pet.
I would like to report I did not soil myself.
Having survived the encounter,
my wife and I looked great at a very fancy event
we drank and danced and had a great time.
As if that isn’t enough, we will be snuggled up to watch the brave Jon Snow in about two hours.
I am thinking of having a Martini –