Strait Privilege

Strait Privilege

Update: 2026-04-11
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The podcast episode begins with advertisements for Mint Mobile, IndieCloud, and Stamps.com. It then delves into political discussions, focusing on Donald Trump's escalating rhetoric towards Iran, Marjorie Taylor Greene's reaction, and a proposed ceasefire. The conversation shifts to US-Vatican relations and commentary on the current Pope. The hosts also discuss Republican complicity, Melania Trump's statement on Jeffrey Epstein, and promotions for "Pod Save America." The latter half of the episode features Joel Kim Booster discussing his marriage, Simone's take on Chicago and deep dish pizza, and a humorous segment on "Scrubs" and AI dating rumors. A trailer for "Gay Airplane" is discussed, followed by a critique of Kristi Noem's stance on drag bans. The show then transitions to listener questions on sex and dating, including advice for alcohol-free first dates, discussions on throuples and non-monogamy, and personal anecdotes about doppelganger dates and marriage. A new segment, "The Egg of Truth," introduces apocalyptic and erotic questions, leading to discussions on worst pickup lines, survival scenarios, odd sexual encounters, and celebrity choices for an apocalypse. The episode concludes with a "Second Thoughts" segment reflecting on the show's content and a call to action for listeners to engage with Crooked Media. Advertisements for Built, Cook Unity, and Blinds.com are also featured.

Outlines

00:00:00
Advertisements and Introduction of Monet Exchange

The episode opens with advertisements for Mint Mobile, followed by an introduction to Drag Race icon Monet Exchange and her podcast "Monet Talks."

00:01:54
Political Commentary: Trump, Iran, and Marjorie Taylor Greene

The live show begins with political commentary on Donald Trump's social media posts regarding Iran and the Strait of Hormuz, his escalating threats, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's call for the 25th Amendment.

00:04:30
Iran Ceasefire, JD Vance, and Geopolitical Tensions

Trump announces a ceasefire with Iran, which is framed as good news despite critiques of media reactions. JD Vance is discussed in the context of negotiating with Iran, including their proposed plan and cryptocurrency fees. The Israel-Lebanon conflict and Vance's response are also covered.

00:07:31
US-Vatican Relations and Papal Criticism of Trump

The conversation shifts to a report about a Pentagon official lecturing the Vatican's ambassador regarding the Pope's criticism of Trump's military actions, drawing parallels to historical papal-Vatican power dynamics and Elbridge Colby's remarks.

00:10:56
Republican Complicity, Melania Trump, and Advertisements

The segment criticizes Republicans in Congress for their lack of accountability regarding Trump's actions. Melania Trump releases a statement about Jeffrey Epstein. Advertisements for IndieCloud and Stamps.com are featured.

00:15:55
Pop Culture: Joel Kim Booster, Simone, and "Scrubs"

A promotion for "Pod Save America" is followed by Joel Kim Booster discussing his gay marriage and comparing it to deep dish pizza. Simone shares her love for deep dish pizza. The conversation touches on "Scrubs" and a rumor about Zach Braff dating an AI.

00:20:11
Entertainment: "Gay Airplane" Trailer and Kristi Noem Controversy

The trailer for the comedy film "Gay Airplane" is discussed. The conversation then turns to Kristi Noem's attempt to ban drag on college campuses and her husband's cross-dressing.

00:24:13
Dating Advice and Listener Questions

Inspired by Joel's new podcast, "Intimacy Coordinator," a segment for listener questions about sex and dating begins. Advice is given for first dates without alcohol, with humorous suggestions like ketamine and practical ideas like activity-based dates.

00:27:51
Relationships: Throuples, Non-Monogamy, and Doppelgangers

Nikki Glaser's "hot husband fetish" is discussed. The hosts delve into listener questions about throuples and non-monogamy, sharing personal views and complexities. A listener shares an experience of dating someone who looked like her doppelganger.

00:33:12
Marriage Perspectives and "The Egg of Truth"

The head writer, Halle, shares her perspective on marriage and community. Simone discusses her views on marriage. A new segment, "The Egg of Truth," is introduced, featuring apocalyptic and erotic questions.

00:40:24
Humorous Anecdotes: Pickup Lines, Survival, and Sex

The hosts share the worst pickup lines they've encountered. They answer apocalyptic questions, including survival scenarios and eating bugs. Oddest places for sex and jaw-dropping date moments are discussed, along with historical sex hygiene and apocalyptic skincare.

00:48:33
Celebrity Choices and Show Reflections

The hosts answer the question of which celebrity they would have sex with before the world ends. A "Second Thoughts" segment reflects on recent events and personal actions, with Simone encouraging more dating.

00:53:27
Show Conclusion and Production Credits

The hosts wrap up the show, thank guests, and encourage listener engagement with Crooked Media. Production credits are listed.

Keywords

Mint Mobile


Affordable premium wireless plans starting at $15/month with high-speed data and nationwide 5G.

Monet Exchange


Drag Race icon and host of "Monet Talks," offering industry gossip and resilience tips.

Donald Trump


Discussed in relation to his escalating rhetoric and threats towards Iran concerning the Strait of Hormuz.

Iran


Subject of political commentary regarding potential conflict, ceasefire negotiations, and geopolitical tensions.

Strait of Hormuz


A strategically important chokepoint for global oil transport, central to discussions on Iran tensions.

Marjorie Taylor Greene


Her reaction to Trump's Iran stance, including a call for the 25th Amendment, is highlighted.

JD Vance


Mentioned in the context of negotiating with Iran and foreign policy discussions.

Pope Francis


His criticism of Trump's military aggression is discussed in relation to US-Vatican relations.

Joel Kim Booster


Discusses his recent gay marriage and the concept of marriage, comparing it to deep dish pizza.

Dating Advice


Listener questions about first dates without alcohol, throuples, non-monogamy, and relationship narratives are addressed.

Apocalypse


Humorous and serious discussions on surviving the end of the world, including survival scenarios and celebrity choices.

Crooked Media


The production company behind the podcast, encouraging listener engagement through social media and subscriptions.

Q&A

  • What is Mint Mobile and what are its key offerings?

    Mint Mobile is a mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) offering affordable prepaid wireless plans starting at $15/month. They provide high-speed data, unlimited talk and text, and utilize the nation's largest 5G network. Plans are contract-free, and users can bring their own phone and number.

  • What was the main political topic discussed regarding Donald Trump and Iran?

    The podcast discussed Donald Trump's escalating rhetoric and threats towards Iran concerning the Strait of Hormuz. This included his social media posts, the deadline for Iran to reopen the strait, and the subsequent announcement of a ceasefire.

  • What is the significance of the Strait of Hormuz in the context of the podcast?

    The Strait of Hormuz is a crucial maritime chokepoint for global oil transport. The podcast discussed tensions surrounding its potential closure by Iran and the implications for international relations and energy markets.

  • What was Marjorie Taylor Greene's stance on Trump's actions towards Iran?

    Marjorie Taylor Greene called for Trump's removal from office via the 25th Amendment, citing his "madness" and calls for the murder of an entire civilization. She later appeared on CNN to explain her position.

  • What is the "Egg of Truth" segment, and what types of questions are asked?

    "The Egg of Truth" is a segment featuring two eggs: one with apocalyptic questions and one with erotic questions. Listeners and hosts draw questions related to surviving the end of the world or sexual encounters and experiences.

  • What advice is given for first dates without alcohol?

    While a humorous suggestion of using ketamine is made, the more practical advice is to opt for activity-based dates like bowling or putt-putting. These activities provide a focus other than just the conversation, reducing awkwardness.

  • What are the hosts' views on throuples and non-monogamy?

    The hosts acknowledge that throuples can work for some, citing friends in long-term throuples with children. However, they personally find the emotional labor and complexity of maintaining multiple relationships daunting and not suited to their own relationship styles.

  • What was the most jaw-dropping thing someone said or did on a date or hookup, according to the hosts?

    One host shared an experience where a hookup partner told her to have sex in the living room because his husband was home and "really racist," implying the racism was directed at her.

  • How can listeners further engage with Crooked Media and the "Love It or Leave It" podcast?

    Listeners can follow Crooked Media on Instagram and TikTok for original content, watch video versions of segments on YouTube, leave reviews, and join the "Friends of the Pod" subscription for exclusive benefits.

  • Who is responsible for the production of the "Love It or Leave It" podcast?

    The podcast is a Crooked Media production with a large team including John Love It (writer/producer), Kendra James (executive producer), Bill McGrath (producer), Howie Heifer (head writer), Sarah Lazarus (senior staff writer), and several other writers, editors, and audio staff.

Show Notes

Trump walks up to and then back from the brink, the Strait of Hormuz tells America to get bent, and Melania reminds us she definitely, for sure, wasn’t friends with Jeffrey Epstein, even though no one was asking. This week, Joel Kim Booster and Symone pull into Lovett or Leave It station with their arms full of filthy anecdotes and apocalyptic thinking, and we send Lovett home stuffed to the gills with yet another helping of Second Thoughts.
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