Who else think’s Halloween needs to be put back in it’s place? It deserves one day….maybe 2, but this month long celebration has gone too far imo, so we start with that.

People are buying and selling pictures of feet online. I’m amazed by this trend and try to figure out how I can capitalize on it.

Last but not least I discuss hearing a Beastie Boys classic on my local easy listening station, targeted at middle aged people like me, and share things that I would be willing to fight for as a grown ass man. (Spoiler alert: My right to party is not anything that I’m willing to fight for at this point in my life.)