TWiF 49: Hotties and Zlotys - Dating site ban, Weight Watchers floor collapses, sex doll stops suicide, street-walking taxes, and more.

TWiF 48: Just Shut The F Up - Robotic Christmas, BAC record, emergency ride, funeral home drunks, and more.

TWiF 47: A Little Crankin' And A Little Buzzin' - Texting your target, DWI obesity, a toilet restaurant, choir students at Hooters, and more.

TWiF 46: Have You Seen The Remote? - Very remote lodging, chewing gum, jailhouse pot, that's a lot of cheddar, and more.

TWiF 45: Keepin' It Dry - A virtual wife, Goodwill ganja, porno research, clean toilet seats, and more.

TWiF 44: They Were Just Turds - Daddy Klingon, Bug poo, Oprah ending show, ugly crime, bionic butt, and more.

TWiF 43: Sarah and Marty's Florida Vacay - Pothead calls 911, wedding brawling, fake kidnapping, self-identifying as a terrorist, and more.

TWiF 42: Think of It as a Hose - Axe lacks effect, Yelp fights, fat recruits, Blockbuster slasher, bad teeth, and more.

TWiF 41: Too Fat To Kill - Sneezing paralysis, a May-September romance, Colonel Sanders, Halloween, and more.

TWiF 40: Stupid Hookers - Lay-Z-Boy DWI, sex workers gone green, tweet beat, and more.

TWiF 39: 99% As Good As The Screen Savers - Sex leads to social networking, tweet beat, Leo Laporte drops in, and more.

TWiF 38: Martin Comes Out - Sober depression, prophylactic attraction, a rare Xbox, raccoon attack, and more.

TWiF 37: Ratapooie - Taxi vomit, rat-killing TV, karaoke gone bad, a frootless effort, and more.

TWiF 36: Sarah Beats Martin's Meats - Gay on Facebook, driving while texting, metal detectors, Paul Kirk, and more.

TWiF 35: Sarah and Gomorrah - Banana sex, Gollum, buttery bridges, man-eating birds, pee helps tomatoes, and more.

TWiF 34: Lightning Round Preview - Pigeon vs. Internet, spamless Middlesex, robbery dating, accidental porn, and more.

TWiF 33: Thunder Thighs Save Lives - Poo Girl, Burning Man, Google gets simple, Japanese Kit Kats, and more.

TWiF 32: Don't Glade Me, Ho - Jessica Biel malware, Internet people, Beyoncé, when cows attack, and more.

TWiF 31: Tech Is Hard. Let's Go Shopping! - Mindless Twitter babble, gamers are old and fat, briefcase toilet, old man attacks bad drivers with bricks, and more.

TWiF 30: Smells Like Comic-Con - Action figures, UFC training, Italian Lotto, Cuba's out of T.P., when otters attack, and more.