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Tales From The Crypt

Tales From The Crypt

Update: 2024-08-14
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This episode delves into Brian's personal growth in his 30s, where he gained self-awareness and identified those who had wronged him. He and Chris discuss their reactions to the Olympics, particularly the unconventional breakdancing performance of Ray Gunn. Brian shares his mother's experience with a broken leg and her subsequent rehab stay, highlighting her QVC addiction. He recounts the challenges of moving his mother into a senior living facility, including broken elevators and difficult residents. Brian also details his ongoing struggles with his dog Blue's excessive barking, exploring various solutions like dog therapists, trainers, and medication. The hosts announce upcoming comedy shows in Dania Beach and Orlando, inviting listeners to attend. They emphasize their exclusive performance at the Orlando Funny Bone and provide contact information for listeners to submit questions and content ideas.

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00:00:00
Personal Growth and Wrongdoings

Brian reflects on his personal journey in his 30s, where he began to understand himself and identify those who had wronged him. He considers this period as a significant step towards maturity.

00:00:56
Post-Olympics Reflections and Ray Gunn's Breakdancing

Brian and Chris discuss their feelings about the Olympics ending, particularly the lack of a big dick guy and the unexpected rise of Ray Gunn, an Australian breakdancer who received zero points for her unconventional performance.

00:02:11
Mom's Rehab and QVC Addiction

Brian shares the story of his mother's broken leg and subsequent long-term rehab stay. He highlights her addiction to QVC, which has led to numerous financial and logistical challenges.

00:32:55
Moving Mom into Senior Living

Brian recounts the arduous process of moving his mother into a senior living facility, including the challenges of navigating broken elevators and dealing with the facility's residents.

00:42:54
Blue the Dog's Barking Problem

Brian details the ongoing struggles with his dog Blue's excessive barking, which has become a source of stress and frustration. He describes various attempts to address the issue, including dog therapists, trainers, and medication.

00:52:45
Upcoming Comedy Shows in Florida

The hosts announce upcoming comedy shows in Dania Beach, Florida and Orlando, Florida. They provide details on the dates and venues, encouraging listeners to attend.

00:53:29
Road Trip and Show Details

The hosts invite listeners to join them on a road trip to Orlando for the comedy show. They emphasize that they will be the only performers for the entire night.

00:53:38
Contact and Outro

The hosts provide contact information for listeners to submit questions, comments, and content ideas. They end the episode with a farewell and a recommendation to watch Sam Moril's new special.

Keywords

Ray Gunn


Ray Gunn is an Australian breakdancer who gained notoriety for her unconventional performance at the 2024 Olympics, receiving zero points. Her unique style, characterized by bunny hopping and flopping on the floor, sparked both amusement and controversy.

QVC


QVC is a home shopping network that broadcasts live programming featuring various products and services. It has become a popular platform for consumers to purchase items, often through payment plans and promotional offers.

Senior Living Facility


A senior living facility is a residential community designed for older adults, offering various levels of care and support. These facilities provide housing, meals, social activities, and often medical assistance.

CBD Oil


CBD oil is a cannabis-derived product that contains cannabidiol, a non-psychoactive compound. It is often used for its potential therapeutic benefits, including reducing anxiety, pain, and inflammation.

Dania Beach Improv


A renowned comedy club located in Dania Beach, Florida, known for hosting a variety of comedic acts.

Orlando Funny Bone


A popular comedy club in Orlando, Florida, featuring stand-up comedians and other entertainment.

Sam Moril


A stand-up comedian known for his observational humor and witty social commentary.

Q&A

  • What was Brian's biggest takeaway from the 2024 Olympics?

    Brian was most impressed by Ray Gunn, the Australian breakdancer who received zero points for her unconventional performance. He found her performance hilarious and believes she brought comedic relief to the games.

  • What challenges did Brian face while moving his mother into a senior living facility?

    Brian encountered numerous challenges, including broken elevators, slow-moving residents, and the need to make multiple trips up and down stairs. He also found the facility's residents to be opinionated and sometimes difficult to deal with.

  • What measures has Brian taken to address Blue's barking problem?

    Brian has tried various methods, including dog therapists, trainers, medication, and even an electric collar. He is currently experimenting with CBD oil, but is unsure if it will be effective.

  • Where and when will the hosts be performing in Florida?

    The hosts will be performing at Dania Beach Improv on the 24th and at the Orlando Funny Bone on the 25th.

  • What is the format of the show at the Orlando Funny Bone?

    The hosts will be the only performers for the entire night at the Orlando Funny Bone.

  • How can listeners submit questions or content ideas?

    Listeners can submit questions, comments, and content ideas through the website tcbpodcast.com or on their social media platforms.

Show Notes

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt.


  • No more Olympics 🙁

  • RayGun the breakdancer

  • The Closing Ceremonies

  • Tom Cruise

  • Anchovy mouth

  • 2023/2024 has been tough for us!

  • Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center

  • QVC addiction

  • Bryan’s elevator troubles

  • Tales from the crypt!

  • Dog karma

  • Barking Blue


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