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Teams we're buying, selling! Plus, Phil Neville's job security & Julian Hall shines | MLS Update

Teams we're buying, selling! Plus, Phil Neville's job security & Julian Hall shines | MLS Update

Update: 2026-04-07
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The podcast discusses recent MLS action, highlighting Inter Miami's strong start and unique player celebrations. LAFC's dominant 6-0 win over Orlando City is analyzed, focusing on player partnerships and tactical shifts. The Western Conference is examined, with the Galaxy's scoring woes contrasted against Minnesota's efficiency. Portland Timbers' struggles and Diego Chara's record are noted, alongside concerns about their team direction. Teams like DC United and FC Dallas are identified as potential underperformers due to talent gaps and player transfer risks. Conversely, Chicago Fire, Seattle Sounders, and New England Revolution are seen as teams likely to improve, with Chicago showing defensive gains and New England creating more chances. The discussion also touches on specific players like Julian Hall and Zach Steffen, and the concept of "ham bone of assists."

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00:00:00
MLS Week Recap: Inter Miami, LAFC Dominance, and Conference Battles

The hosts recap recent MLS games, noting Inter Miami's strong start, a chaotic match with multiple red cards, and unique player celebrations. LAFC's impressive 6-0 victory over Orlando City is dissected, highlighting key player dynamics and tactical adjustments. The Western Conference sees the LA Galaxy struggling with offensive fluidity, while Minnesota United secures an efficient road win.

00:27:53
Portland Timbers' Woes and Team Projections

The Portland Timbers' current difficulties are discussed, despite Diego Chara setting a new league record for yellow cards. Concerns are raised about the team's overall direction and talent level. The hosts identify teams expected to finish lower than their current standings, criticizing DC United for a lack of talent and chance creation, and FC Dallas for potential player departures and a shift in academy focus.

00:49:00
Teams Poised for Improvement: Chicago, Seattle, and New England

This segment focuses on teams anticipated to improve their league positions. The Chicago Fire are praised for significant defensive enhancements, moving from one of the league's worst to one of the best in expected goals allowed. The Seattle Sounders are noted for their solid defense despite low scoring, and the New England Revolution are recognized for increased chance creation under new coaching.

Keywords

MLS Week Recap


Discussion of recent Major League Soccer games, team performances, and notable events.

LAFC Dominance


Analysis of LAFC's strong offensive performance and tactical strategies, including their significant victory.

Western Conference Analysis


Examination of team standings and performance in the Western Conference, focusing on LA Galaxy and Minnesota United.

Portland Timbers Struggles


Concerns regarding the Portland Timbers' current form, talent level, and overall team direction.

Team Projections (Selling/Buying)


Identifying MLS teams likely to underperform or overperform based on current form, player potential, and tactical setups.

Chicago Fire Defensive Improvement


Highlighting the Chicago Fire's significant gains in defensive solidity and reduced expected goals allowed.

Julian Hall


A promising young player for the New York Red Bulls, noted for his rapid development and goal-scoring ability.

Ham Bone of Assists


An informal term for achieving four assists in a single game, emphasizing creative playmaking.

Q&A

  • What is the meaning of "ham bone of assists"?

    "Ham bone of assists" is an informal term used in soccer commentary, coined by Rob Stone, to describe achieving four assists in a single game. It's a colorful expression highlighting a player's exceptional playmaking ability.

  • Who is Julian Hall and why is he significant?

    Julian Hall is a young, high-potential player for the New York Red Bulls. He has emerged as a significant offensive threat, scoring multiple goals early in the season and demonstrating a sustainable playing style that has impressed analysts.

  • What are the main concerns regarding the LA Galaxy?

    The LA Galaxy are struggling with consistent scoring and offensive fluidity. Despite showing more competitiveness, they lack the attacking consistency needed, and there are concerns about their depth, particularly in the final third.

  • Why is FC Dallas considered a team that might fall in the standings?

    FC Dallas's potential decline is linked to Peter Musa's possible transfer to Europe after the World Cup and the team's historically generous expected goals against. While they have strong strikers, underlying defensive metrics suggest they might be overperforming.

  • What improvements have the Chicago Fire made this season?

    The Chicago Fire have significantly improved defensively, moving from one of the league's worst to one of the best in terms of expected goals allowed. This is attributed to personnel changes and tactical adjustments, making them a more coherent team.

  • What are the concerns surrounding the Portland Timbers?

    The Portland Timbers are facing numerous issues, including a lack of talent, ambition, and organizational problems. Despite individual records like Diego Chara's yellow card milestone, the team's overall direction and performance are deeply concerning.

Show Notes

Taylor, Jeff, and Joe are here to dive into the latest from around MLS! We discuss chaos in Toronto, RBNY's youth-driven victory, LAFC's touchdown, Austin spoiling Miami's party, teams we're doubting, teams we're trusting, and more!


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Teams we're buying, selling! Plus, Phil Neville's job security & Julian Hall shines | MLS Update

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