The Breakdown: Unfiltered Radio with Aaron Barker, Bearded Pastor, and Miss Information Erica Sauer

Welcome to The Breakdown, where we sift through the oddities, controversies, and surprises of our daily news cycle! Hold on to your hats and grab your popcorn as we dive into the hilariously unpredictable world of news and opinions. Here’s a sneak peek at our latest episode:

🎙️ Hosts: The Evangelical Infidel Aaron Barker & Bryan “The Bearded Pastor”, Erica “Miss Information” Sauer🧔

Welcome to The Breakdown where we dive headfirst into the deep end of the news pool, scoop up the weirdest headlines, and serve them up with a side of sarcasm, humor, and a sprinkle of absurdity. Buckle up, because we’re about to take you on a wild ride through the latest happenings

Hour 1 Highlights

9:08 AM – Ingrid Andress Had Some, Uh, Star Spangled Issues!

Alright, Ingrid Andress fans, brace yourselves. We’re taking a tongue-in-cheek jab at her latest hits. Is she revolutionizing country music, or just hitting sour notes? It’s all in good fun, folks!

9:16 AM – CrowdStrike Attack

Ever wondered what happens when cyber ninjas strike? The latest cyberattack by CrowdStrike has everyone in a tizzy. We’ll break down the tech jargon and tell you why you should care (or maybe why you shouldn’t).

9:20 AM – Grinder is DOWN… at the RNC

Picture this: the Republican National Convention, and then… technical difficulties! A grinder goes down, and chaos ensues. We’re here to give you the play-by-play of this hilarious hiccup.

9:26 AM – Lab Grown Meat… Really

Lab-grown meat is the future, they say. But really? We’re diving into the science, the ethics, and the sheer weirdness of it all. Spoiler alert: it might taste like chicken, but does it taste like victory?

9:30 AM – That Guy is SO ANNOYING

You know the one. The guy who talks loudly on his phone in public, chews with his mouth open, or has a honking laugh that echoes through the room. We all know him, and we’re all slightly annoyed by him. Let’s laugh about it together.

9:37 AM – Is AI Really MY WORK?

Artificial Intelligence: friend or foe? We debate whether AI is here to steal our jobs or make them easier. Are the robots really coming for us, or are they just really good at vacuuming?

9:51 AM – Make Bandages Great Again

Bandages: boring beige or fashion statement? We’re campaigning to bring some pizzazz to your first aid kit. Glittery gauze, polka-dot plasters, and superhero stickers, anyone?

9:54 AM – Bad Theology??!?!

Hold onto your hymnals! We’re calling out some of the worst theological ideas making the rounds today. Because sometimes, bad theology happens to good people.

Hour 2 Extravaganza

10:10 AM – The Review of Marijuana Users to Have Firearms

Should marijuana users be allowed to own firearms? It’s a debate hotter than a jalapeño in July. Grab your popcorn as we hash out the arguments for and against.

10:16 AM – News from Down Under: Jack Black and Kyle Gass = Tenacious Don’t

Straight from the land of koalas and kangaroos, we’ve got breaking news about Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D. Spoiler: It’s as wild as a dingo on a sugar rush.

10:28 AM – Is Cancel Culture Non-Gracious?

Cancel culture: accountability or public shaming? We’re diving into the deep end of this social phenomenon. Can we find grace in the age of Twitter takedowns?

10:31 AM – And We Are Back!!! Kyle Gass Has Been Dropped by His Manager

More breaking news! Kyle Gass has been dropped by his manager. What happened? Why did it happen? We’ve got the scoop, and it’s juicier than a watermelon at a picnic.

10:33 AM – Secret Service Has Drawn the Ire of the Public

The Secret Service is in hot water, and we’re here to spill the tea. What did they do to incur the public’s wrath? Tune in to find out.

10:43 AM – DEI Is Not Taking Over and Companies Like John Deere Lead the Way, and Microsoft Follows the Lead

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: the buzzwords of the decade. We’re spotlighting companies like John Deere and Microsoft, who are leading the charge. DEI isn’t taking over, it’s taking us forward!

10:54 AM – Sheila Jackson Lee Just Passed Away… Breaking News

In a sudden and somber turn, we report the passing of Sheila Jackson Lee. A look back at her legacy and contributions to politics.

10:59 AM – It’s What We Do in the South? IS IT THOUGH

Southern stereotypes: charming or cringe-worthy? We’re busting myths and setting the record straight. Do Southerners really drink sweet tea by the gallon and say “y’all” all the time? Let’s find out!

Join us on *The Breakdown* for a wild ride through the weird, wacky, and wonderful world of news. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s the most fun you can have while staying informed!

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