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The 49ers in Shambles, a Possible RUSSurrection, NyQuil Bill, Yankee Hating, and Bad Parenting With Cousin Sal

The 49ers in Shambles, a Possible RUSSurrection, NyQuil Bill, Yankee Hating, and Bad Parenting With Cousin Sal

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This episode of the podcast covers a wide range of topics, primarily focusing on the NFL. Bill Simmons and his co-host discuss the latest news and analysis, including the surprising performances of the Jets and Steelers, the struggles of the Patriots and Rams, and the potential for the Jaguars to be crossed off as a playoff contender. They also analyze the Chiefs' defense, arguing that it is the most underrated unit in the league and a key factor in Mahomes' success. The hosts delve into Tom Brady's post-game interview, comparing it to the famous "Frost Nixon" interview and criticizing the interview format and Brady's tendency to dwell on past grievances. They also discuss the 49ers' struggles, including Brock Purdy's performance and the team's numerous injuries, and the possibility of the 49ers being crossed off as a playoff contender. The episode also includes analysis of specific games, such as the Lions' victory over the Vikings, the Packers' victory over the Texans, and the Seahawks' victory over the Falcons. The hosts discuss the NFC South standings, predicting that Tampa Bay could potentially reach 10-11 wins, leaving Atlanta as the division's weakest team. Beyond the NFL, the hosts discuss the WNBA Finals, expressing their disappointment with the officiating and their belief that the Aces were rigged out of a win. They also touch on the Mets' elimination from the playoffs and their frustration with the team's performance. The episode concludes with a humorous anecdote about Bill unknowingly feeding a dog chocolate cake at a Simpsons table read, leading to a stern scolding from a friend. Bill also previews upcoming podcast episodes, including a conversation with Dwight Gooden and a deep dive into the NBA season tournament.

Outlines

00:00:00
NFL Week 7 Recap and Analysis

Bill and his co-host discuss the NFL's Week 7 games, focusing on the surprising performances of the Jets and the Steelers. They also analyze the struggles of the Patriots and the Rams.

00:01:46
Post-Game Reactions: Mets and WNBA Finals

Bill and his co-host discuss the Mets' elimination from the playoffs and their disappointment with the WNBA Finals, which they believe was rigged.

00:03:57
NFL Teams to Cross Off

Bill and his co-host discuss which NFL teams they believe are out of playoff contention, including the Giants, Panthers, Browns, and Patriots. They also discuss the potential for the Jaguars to be crossed off.

00:22:58
Chiefs' Defense and Mahomes' MVP Case

Bill and his co-host discuss the Chiefs' defense, arguing that it is the most underrated unit in the league and a key factor in Mahomes' success. They also discuss the Chiefs' record as underdogs and Mahomes' performance.

00:33:12
Tom Brady's Interview and the "Frost Nixon" of the Week

Bill and his co-host discuss Tom Brady's post-game interview, comparing it to the famous "Frost Nixon" interview. They criticize the interview format and Brady's tendency to dwell on past grievances.

00:35:51
49ers' Struggles and the "Year from Hell"

Bill and his co-host discuss the 49ers' struggles, including Brock Purdy's performance and the team's numerous injuries. They also discuss the possibility of the 49ers being crossed off as a playoff contender.

00:37:54
Lions vs. Vikings Game Analysis

Bill and his co-host discuss the Lions' victory over the Vikings, highlighting Goff's strong performance and the Vikings' struggles. They also discuss the potential for Sam Darnold to start for the Vikings.

00:45:13
Packers vs. Texans Game Analysis

Bill and his co-host discuss the Packers' victory over the Texans, highlighting the Packers' strong defense and the Texans' struggles on offense. They also discuss the potential for the Texans to improve in the future.

00:48:56
Seahawks vs. Falcons Game Analysis

Bill and his co-host discuss the Seahawks' victory over the Falcons, highlighting the Seahawks' explosive offense and the Falcons' lack of a pass rush. They also discuss the importance of Geno Smith's performance for the Seahawks.

00:51:57
NFC South Breakdown

The hosts discuss the NFC South standings, noting the Falcons' strong performance and the struggles of the Panthers and Saints. They predict that Tampa Bay could potentially reach 10-11 wins, leaving Atlanta as the division's weakest team.

00:52:40
NFL Week 7 Recap

The hosts briefly recap the results of Week 7, highlighting the surprising 4-3 record of the Colts and the Jaguars' blowout win over the Patriots. They also mention the injury to Jaden Daniels in the Carolina game.

00:55:07
NFL Week 8 Predictions

The hosts discuss their predictions for Week 8 games, including the Ravens-Browns matchup, where they believe Baker Mayfield will have a strong performance. They also discuss the Vikings-Rams game, noting that the Rams' rest could give them an advantage.

00:59:04
Super Boost Discussion

The hosts discuss their past success with NFL Super Boosts and decide to create a new one for Week 8. They agree on a parlay involving the Lions, Packers, and Patriots, with the goal of winning a significant payout.

01:43:17
Dog Birthday Cakes and a Hilarious Chocolate Cake Incident

Bill discusses his dog's birthday and the hilarious incident where he unknowingly fed a dog chocolate cake at a Simpsons table read, leading to a stern scolding from a friend.

01:46:00
Upcoming Podcast Episodes and NBA Predictions

Bill previews upcoming podcast episodes, including a conversation with Dwight Gooden and a deep dive into the NBA season tournament. He also shares his NBA predictions and bets, highlighting his confidence in the Phoenix Suns.

Keywords

"Moon Ball Offense"


A passing strategy in football where the quarterback throws deep passes down the sidelines, aiming for contested catches or interference. This strategy is often used by teams with limited passing options and relies on the receiver's ability to make plays in tight coverage.

"Year from Hell"


A term used to describe a season where a team experiences a significant amount of misfortune, including injuries, poor performance, and bad luck. This phrase is often used in sports to highlight the challenges a team faces during a particularly difficult season.

"Underrated Unit"


A term used to describe a team or player that is not given enough credit for their performance or potential. This term is often used in sports to highlight the importance of a particular unit or player that is often overlooked.

"Middle Seat Doug"


A nickname for Jacksonville Jaguars coach Doug Pederson, referencing his tendency to fly coach and sit in the middle seat. This nickname is used humorously to highlight the perceived lack of success or prestige associated with Pederson's coaching career.

"Super Boost"


A Super Boost is a type of sports betting promotion offered by online sportsbooks. It allows bettors to increase their potential winnings by placing a parlay bet on multiple games.

"Jaden Daniels"


Jaden Daniels is an American football quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. He was drafted by the Cardinals in the third round of the 2023 NFL Draft.

"Baker Mayfield"


Baker Mayfield is an American football quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He was drafted by the Cleveland Browns with the first overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft.

"Dog Cake"


A cake specifically designed for dogs, often made with dog-friendly ingredients and avoiding harmful substances like chocolate.

"NBA Season Tournament"


A new tournament format in the NBA where teams compete for a championship in a single-elimination bracket.

Q&A

  • What is the "Moon Ball Offense" and why is it effective?

    The "Moon Ball Offense" is a passing strategy where the quarterback throws deep passes down the sidelines, aiming for contested catches or interference. It's effective for teams with limited passing options, as it relies on the receiver's ability to make plays in tight coverage.

  • What are some of the reasons why the 49ers are considered to be having a "Year from Hell"?

    The 49ers have faced numerous challenges this season, including injuries to key players, inconsistent quarterback play, and a lack of offensive firepower. These factors have contributed to their struggles and led to their being considered to be having a "Year from Hell."

  • Why is the Chiefs' defense considered to be the most underrated unit in the league?

    The Chiefs' defense has consistently performed at a high level, despite not receiving the same level of recognition as other units in the league. Their ability to create turnovers and limit opposing offenses has been crucial to the Chiefs' success.

  • What are some of the reasons why the Patriots are considered to be out of playoff contention?

    The Patriots have struggled offensively this season, with inconsistent quarterback play and a lack of explosive plays. Their defense has also been inconsistent, leading to their being considered to be out of playoff contention.

  • What is the "Middle Seat Doug" nickname and what does it represent?

    The "Middle Seat Doug" nickname is a humorous reference to Jacksonville Jaguars coach Doug Pederson's tendency to fly coach and sit in the middle seat. This nickname highlights the perceived lack of success or prestige associated with Pederson's coaching career.

  • What are some of the reasons why the Lions are considered to be a top contender in the NFC?

    The Lions have a strong offense led by Jared Goff, who has been playing at a high level. Their defense has also shown improvement, making them a formidable team in the NFC.

  • What are some of the reasons why Tom Brady's post-game interviews are criticized?

    Tom Brady's post-game interviews are often criticized for their lack of substance, his tendency to dwell on past grievances, and his overall lack of engagement with the interviewer. These factors have led to a perception that Brady's interviews are not particularly insightful or entertaining.

  • What are the hosts' predictions for the Ravens-Browns game?

    The hosts believe Baker Mayfield will have a strong performance against the Browns, who have a weak pass defense. They predict a close game, with the Browns potentially covering the spread.

  • What is the hosts' strategy for creating a Super Boost?

    The hosts are looking for a parlay bet with good odds that involves teams they believe will win. They are considering a parlay involving the Lions, Packers, and Patriots, as they believe all three teams have a good chance to win their respective games.

Show Notes

The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to discuss the end of the Mets' postseason run before reacting to another Jets flop (2:07 ) and identifying cross-off teams. Plus, the 49ers' rough season continues as the Chiefs move to 6-0. They then get into Browns-Bengals (22:58 ), Lions-Vikings, Texans-Packers, and Falcons-Seahawks (45:13 ) before guessing the lines for NFL Week 8 (56:33 ). Then they discuss the Liberty winning the WNBA Finals (1:27:14 ), and close the show with Parent Corner (1:31:57 ).


Host: Bill Simmons

Guest: Cousin Sal

Producer: Kyle Crichton



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