As a great man once sang

“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAS!”

Now we realise that the beginning of December, whilst filled with the promise of the joy of festive spirit, can in fact be horribly stressful so we’ve put together the first of our Christmas episodes to provide a relaxing break from the footwork of shopping and the panic of trying to work out what to buy Uncle John the golfer (hint, plastic nails).

Put your feet up in front of the fire, grab a mince pie, pour a brandy and stick on the headphones, it’s “YOOOOOOUUUUUU TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!”

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00:00:00 .000 ~

00:01:30 .000 Intro waffle

00:03:15 .000 Lay your cards out ~ Poliça

00:05:50 .000 Plastic waffle nails

00:08:00 .000 Footsteps ~ James Bernard

00:12:20 .000 Electronic dance waffle

00:14:25 .000 Tied To You (Mark Van Hoen Remix) ~ Neil Halstead

00:17:40 .000 Cracker joke waffle

00:19:20 .000 Paean ~ Nathan Fake

00:22:40 .000 Old Media waffle

00:25:30 .000 Kick Push (DJ Prime Remix) ~ Lupe Fiasco

00:29:15 .000 Disintegrating waffle

00:30:30 .000 Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto Remix) ~ Massive Attack and Grant Marshall

00:36:50 .000 Massive Waffle

00:39:50 .000 Can’t get used to those that can’t get used to it ~ Dimlite

00:40:50 .000 Cracker loot waffle

00:43:10 .000 Creep (Parallel Clouds remix) ~ Radiohead

00:46:15 .000 Flobadobawaffle

00:48:20 .000 Honeybadger ~ Eeprom

00:52:50 .000 Christmas present waffle

00:55:05 .000 Bubbles ~ Yosi Horikawa