Gird yourselves friends! Its the final and ultimate episode of our two-episode Reality Housewife saga! Last week you heard the the setup, now get ready for the payoff as Bess, James, Mae, and phillip actually play Elegance & Excess, the Lasers & Feelinggs hack of their own creation.

CW: Vague descriptions of death and violence

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Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High stars Bess Lawson, James Ketelaar, Maegan Stressman, and phillip jane stressman, and is fully produced by phillip jane stressman. Original score written and performed by James Ketelaar.