Don't cry because it's ending, cry because it happened. JP & Adam finally arrive at The End, the final episode of the television program Lost. And returning to shepherd them through, the Christian to their Jack and Locke, Monsignor Worldwide himself, out of all the celebrities, he's the local-est, Noah B. Totzke.

But since Totz is sort of a huge clown himself, the three of them mostly just holler about Heat and True Detective. And piss and feet and wigs.

And apologies in advance, there was a thunderstorm happening outside JP's place during the show, so there are some weird background noises. Both from the storm and Ted hiding under JP's desk. Boucher would have edited them out, but after five years he's sort of started phoning it in.

It's The End, here on Lost On Lost. Love you all. Stay tuned.