The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Unorthodox Constipation Cure and Dick for Lunch - EP19 | The Clueless Internet Podcast
Description
Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we share the most hilarious and bizarre stories from the internet. In this episode, we laugh at the worst castle siege ever, thanks to a plumbing mishap, we learn how a kiss can ruin your finances, and we discover why you should never believe everything a 5 year old says.
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Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
Today I Learned
TIL about the religion that is past-a joke - https://bit.ly/3bT8R1A
TIL about the under the seat infiltration - http://bit.ly/3bSdatX
TIL about the world record turned disaster - https://bit.ly/3uH1930
TIL we actually follow up on stories - http://bit.ly/3uQrYBO
3 Real 3 Fake
Real - Man sues his date for $236K (aussie) after kiss led to cold sore infection - https://bit.ly/307cX0o
Fake - Real estate agent caught smuggling hundreds of thousands of kinder eggs into alabama through gardens of clients, facing up to 15 years
Real - Chinese man nearly dies after using eel to 'cure constipation' - http://bit.ly/2Psy5w9
Fake - 3,500 year old soup can found in slovakia, containing fragments of former king with unsettling map attached
Real - Missing parrot turns up minus British accent and speaking Spanish - http://bit.ly/3uQ4PQf
Today I Fucked Up
TIFU offering lunch - http://bit.ly/2MLvj4c
TIFU by taking an online class - http://bit.ly/3uMO3RY
TIFU by ice fishing - http://bit.ly/3bT9fx4
TIFU by self isolating - http://bit.ly/3be6NSN
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