“Alright, let’s get this out of the way: I am a petty bitch sometimes. And so are you. Don’t lie. If you say you’re not, you’re either boring, delusional, or you’ve been brainwashed by too many Instagram quotes about ‘rising above.’
But here’s the thing: petty gets such a bad rap. We act like its toxic, immature, or something we should grow out of. But sometimes? Petty is joy. Petty is therapy. Petty is the unfiltered version of us that doesn’t want to sit quietly and meditate — she wants to fight back.