It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 1: "All Aboard!"



As the family prepares the Ark, Noah frets that he may have misinterpreted his encounter with God—where’s the damn flood? Meanwhile, Shem smuggles his girlfriend Marilyn on board by convincing Noah that she’s pregnant. Ham tries to patch things up with the mother of his human-puppy-hybrid children.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Babs the Chicken, Adonis the Unicorn

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Frank the Unicorn, Announcer



With Special Guest

JOCELYN TOWNE as Emily the Dog

And Introducing

COSIMO OPPENHEIM as Weasels

Written, produced, directed, and edited by

JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by

ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by

MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer

JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist

MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer

ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX

TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by

ED GOODMAN

RAY OLSON

NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by

RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering

FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services

DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design

SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

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For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email lovearkpodcast@gmail.com

New episodes every Monday!