St. Louis loses control of its wildlife, Rizz loses his beard, and somehow figure skating becomes the most emotional thing we’ve talked about all year.

If you woke up thinking, “There’s no way today gets weird,” congratulations — you don’t live in St. Louis. This daily comedy show starts with Rizz debuting a freshly shaved face he did NOT consent to, immediately followed by reports of multiple monkeys on the loose in Saint Louis' North City. Not one. Not two. Multiple. Including one wearing a collar and chilling in a woman’s car like it was her pet.

From there, The Rizzuto Show does what it does best: spirals. We break down how our show has somehow become the region’s leading authority on monkey-related news, debate whether the city has officially entered its Jumanji era, and discuss the ethical implications of adopting a wild monkey mid-traffic stop.

Then — surprise — we pivot to figure skating. And not in a “oh that’s neat” way, but in a “why are we crying at jumps?” way. Enter The Quad God, a man so dominant he made Olympic-level athletes look like background extras. Rizz and Rafe attend the U.S. Figure Skating Championships and come back with stories about insane athleticism, emotional interviews, and falling on ice being WAY too relatable.

As if that wasn’t enough, the show also tackles Gen Z’s obsession with 2016, introduces the internet’s newest insult — the “choppleganger” — breaks down Nikki Glaser absolutely owning the Golden Globes, and dives into why modern parents are turning sleepovers into competitive Olympic events of their own.

It’s chaotic. It’s heartfelt. It’s wildly unnecessary in the best way possible. And it’s exactly why this daily comedy show exists.

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Daily Comedy Show Notes:  

• Officials still searching for several monkeys loose in north St. Louis
• On January 12th, everyone is encouraged to find their favorite redhead and give them a peck on Kiss a Ginger Day
• Rose-tinted filter: Why 2016 is taking over social media in 2026
• Being called a ‘choppelganger’ is insulting — here’s what the latest Gen Z term means
• Longtime Loch Ness monster hunter turns skeptic with down-to-earth explanation for sightings
• Wild conspiracy theory emerges behind 49ers' injury nightmare
• Hacking group says it’s extorting Pornhub after stealing users’ viewing data
• Researchers Trap Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters in Honeypot
• So Apparently Your AI Girlfriend Can and Will Dump You
• Missouri bill would remove Kansas City Chiefs as state’s official NFL team

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