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The Screaming Man Simulator

The Screaming Man Simulator

Update: 2019-11-11
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  • Accidentally only booking guests with your same first initial.

  • Values systems driving design decisions.

  • Taking only the fun classes in college.

  • Children as an ideal audience for storytelling.

  • A job fair for monsters.

  • Black people being friends with metaphors for black people.

  • Only wanting to go to school after it's unavailable to you.

  • Never going to museums where you live because that's what tourists do.

  • Paying to do manual labor to entertain your infant son.

  • Insisting on talking to babies even though they don't understand you.

  • Not knowing who Arcade Fire is.

  • Knowing who Arcade Fire is.

  • Spraying guitar samples into the DAW just to fill space.

  • Going up to strangers talking in a bar to tell them their conversation is boring.

  • Tweeting with as much context resiliency as possible.

  • Hearing an instrumental in the 90s and wondering about it for the rest of your life.

  • The saddest accordion solo.

  • A laughing baby indicating lack of cruelty.

  • Library/production music that is just as avant garde as your personal work.

  • Corporate contexts appropriating music that was popular 10 years ago.

  • When the retro discount kicks in for production music.

  • Absorbing your friend's shoegaze album into your video game.

  • Reinventing General MIDI for your alternate timeline's soundtrack.

  • Picking a name for your combination pinball parlor and print shop.

  • The timeline of pinball speed.

  • The timeline of pinball interactivity.

  • Analog video games frustrating the speed running scene.

  • Video game sound effects in the reality that never invented the speaker.

  • Switching around the pneumatic tubes on your brother's Call of Duty sound setup.

  • Sneaking into an amusement park to play the calliope.

  • Calliope MIDI playback as an online service.

  • Robotic percussion as an online service.

  • Sleep studies are take-home tests now.

  • Stopping breathing 25 times per hour.

  • Acclimating to your Darth Vader mask.

  • Never living to regret your bad decisions.

  • Not being sure how to pronounce your own name.

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