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The Shoulderblade Is A Girl

The Shoulderblade Is A Girl

Update: 2019-10-28
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  • Not remembering the name of your own show.

  • Cursing oneself by learning the wrong skill.

  • Looking like a huge lumberjack playing a tiny instrument.

  • Enjoying music wrong.

  • Never asking for advice because you know people will tell you it's a bad idea.

  • The mythical non-portable ukulele.

  • Confusing Prog Rock and Prague Rock.

  • Punting a conversation to later because you can't brain right now.

  • Off-season Cirque du Soleil performers normalizing strip club culture.

  • Having just the right stripping outfit for someone's karaoke choice.

  • Why singing for the Rock Band high score doesn't sound like good singing.

  • Waking up your partner to join your loud video game.

  • Calling your partner to ask to make a dial tone together.

  • Everyone agreeing on the worst pasta shape.

  • Getting into a spaghetti situation.

  • Inventing short spaghetti.

  • Earning your satiation with the gamer's pasta.

  • Soup screaming at you if it doesn't like you.

  • Figuring out how to type during a podcast.

  • Donuts being slightly shiny to fool you.

  • Germans presenting Americans with fake donuts to collect their tears.

  • Swimming the English Channel in hopes that they have real donuts there.

  • Memorizing every street in London because cab drivers aren't allowed to use Mapquest.

  • Not feeling like any more of a monster than usual.

  • Eating a taco above another taco to grow its powers.

  • Taco Bell provocateurs rewriting history.

  • Going to a sushi restaurant when you don't like fish.

  • Insisting your wife only speak to you in German.

  • Not learning the local language because watching Netflix is easier.

  • Impressing people by setting the bar extremely low.

  • Being the only adult at the kid's table.

  • Dropping your phone in a freshwater vs. a saltwater toilet.

  • Using magical beams to get the water out.

  • Apologizing for your router.

  • The clerk knowing you eat Hot Cheetos just by looking at you.

  • Shaming customers into ordering the mild.

  • Moving to a country where everyone else is as spice-intolerant as you are.

  • Confusing being spicy and being spicy.

  • Tactically voting each other off the podcast.

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