The Ultimate Length and Width Report: What My Dating Spreadsheet Taught Me About Self-Sabotage
Description
What happens when a scientist tracks her entire dating life in a spreadsheet? You get The Ultimate Length and Width Report — a highly detailed, wildly revealing analysis of 17 first (and sometimes second, third, and...even sixth) dates, complete with stats on height, conversation quality, kiss ratings, and more.
But this isn’t just about numbers...it’s a psychological deep dive into why I keep getting attached to the emotionally unavailable and overlook the stable, secure, actually-into-me guys. Using data, attachment theory, and a little bit of self-drag, I explore how trauma, limerence, and romantic projection play out in modern dating.
This episode is for anyone who’s ever said “he has potential” with their whole chest while ignoring a literal walking red flag. It’s science-backed, a little unhinged, and painfully honest. Real data, real psychology, and real self-awareness. Let's get into it.





