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This “funnel” has holes — marketing, metaphors, and consent (with Cleoniki Kesidis)

This “funnel” has holes — marketing, metaphors, and consent (with Cleoniki Kesidis)

Update: 2025-03-27
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In this episode, Nicole welcomes back her very first repeat guest (🥳), Cleoniki Kesidis, copywriter extraordinaire and fellow funnel-skeptic. The two dig into the uncomfortable origins and metaphors behind the word funnel, asking why such a common marketing term so often feels…well, kinda icky.


What starts as a conversation about email sequences and sales paths becomes a beautifully winding journey into ethical marketing, customer autonomy, and a whole lot of metaphors.


Let’s talk about the words we use in the marketing systems we build.


In this episode, you’ll discover…

  • Why “funnel” might not be the best metaphor—and a few alternates
  • What cows, tornadoes, and Temple Grandin have to do with marketing
  • The overlooked power of sequencing and why your audience deserves an exit
  • Why the best funnels feel more like ecosystems (and how to start designing yours)
  • What to do if you find yourself IN a funnel as a business owner (which you will, like, all the time)


A few quotes:

  • “It doesn’t feel like a friendly place to exist. It’s like you’re Dorothy and your house has been picked up and you’re being tossed around inside a tornado.”
  • “You want the sand to leave. You’re not trying to catch everybody.”
  • “When we talk about optimizing, it’s not about making every number as high as it can go.”
  • “When you’re an entrepreneur, you are always in a funnel.”


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Curious about ethical sales and lead magnets that don’t feel gross? Check out Nicole’s newsletter for prompts and ideas: nicolecopy.com/prompts

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This “funnel” has holes — marketing, metaphors, and consent (with Cleoniki Kesidis)

This “funnel” has holes — marketing, metaphors, and consent (with Cleoniki Kesidis)

Nicole Cloutier