Ethan tells the boys he was stuck between the moon and New Fairfield last night. He and Mindy spent the evening driving around trying to find and photograph the moon. The boys also give a shout-out to the great Dr. Stein in Somers, NY.

Live & Local: Lou discovered another Connecticut jazz story. Just days after discussing the motorcycle jazz man, reports are coming in about jazz-themed graffiti appearing all over I-84.

Missed Headlines Round 1: A massive brawl broke out at Bass Pro Shops. Miss Universe contestants are revolting after the pageant director called Miss Mexico stupid. Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2025 Holiday Goop gift pack reportedly includes six vibrators.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Lou found an incredible montage of Michael Jackson’s wordless ad libs from “Smooth Criminal.” A man pulled a knife on someone in a bathroom because he needed the stall. Tom Bergeron is returning to “Dancing with the Stars.”

Missed Headlines Round 3: A 93-year-old man was reunited with his dog thanks to his smelly socks. Starbucks unveiled its holiday cups, but everyone is after the “Bearista cup.” A former FBI agent revealed three tricky questions police ask during traffic stops—and how to avoid getting caught off guard.

The boys call New Milford Mayor Pete Bass to congratulate him on his re-election and commiserate over another lost NY Jets season.

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins the show to discuss his re-election and share what he’s looking forward to over the next two years of I-95 Morning Show appearances.

The boys also reach out to their former colleague Bill Trotta to find out if he won his election and how he managed to get his nickname “Mr. Morning” printed on the ballot.

Plus: Classic clips from the archives, including “Ira and the Douche” and “Flight Attendant Does Stand Up.” Also featured are micro-interviews with Adam Ferrara (Rescue Me) and Dennis Dunnaway (Alice Cooper Band).