Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-24
4Digest
Bill Burr recounts a recent infidelity incident, where he cheated on his girlfriend with a redhead. He then reveals that the redhead, after learning about his girlfriend, broke into his apartment and trashed it, leaving a note saying "cheaters never win." Burr expresses his frustration with the double standard in relationships, where men are often punished more harshly for infidelity than women. He then discusses a listener's dilemma about his ex-wife's request for him to legally adopt her son. Burr advises the listener to avoid legal entanglements and to maintain a firm stance against the ex-wife and her mother's demands. He emphasizes the importance of protecting his own interests and avoiding unnecessary drama. The podcast concludes with a listener's question about how to subtly tell his girlfriend that he prefers her to shave her body hair. Burr, in his usual humorous and blunt style, offers various suggestions, including comparing the situation to a "hairy situation" and suggesting that the listener should just be happy with his girlfriend as she is. He also touches on the double standard in relationships, where women are often expected to conform to men's preferences regarding their appearance.
Outlines
Introduction and Hulu Special Announcement
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr's introduction and a major announcement: his new special will be available on Hulu. He expresses his excitement about this new partnership and the opportunity to reach a wider audience.
Sciatica Recovery and Stone Cold Steve Austin's Podcast
This Chapter focuses on Bill Burr's recent sciatica recovery, crediting a skilled masseuse for her effective treatment. He also discusses his experience on Stone Cold Steve Austin's podcast, highlighting the similarities between wrestling and stand-up comedy.
UFC 200, Earthless Concert, and Life's Absurdities
This Chapter dives into Bill Burr's wild weekend, including watching UFC 200, where he was surprised by Anderson Silva's last-minute fight and Amanda Nunes's victory. He then shares his experience at a concert by the band Earthless, describing their intense, hour-long performance as a mind-blowing experience. Burr also reflects on the absurdity of life, including the over-the-top demands of sports team owners for new stadiums and the strange phenomenon of people putting their personal information online.
Ashley Madison Documentary, Recent Tragedies, and Listener Questions
This Chapter discusses the Ashley Madison documentary, questioning the motivations of those seeking extramarital affairs. He also shares his thoughts on the recent tragedies in the US, expressing hope that something positive will come out of the events. Burr concludes by answering listener questions, including one from a fan in Sweden who enjoys watching his comedy while putting his son to sleep. He also offers advice to a listener who is struggling with a dilemma involving his girlfriend and a redhead who hit on him.
Infidelity and Apartment Trashing
This Chapter delves into Bill Burr's recent infidelity incident, where he cheated on his girlfriend with a redhead. He then reveals that the redhead, after learning about his girlfriend, broke into his apartment and trashed it, leaving a note saying "cheaters never win." Burr expresses his frustration with the double standard in relationships, where men are often punished more harshly for infidelity than women.
Ex-Wife's Adoption Request
This Chapter focuses on a listener's dilemma about his ex-wife's request for him to legally adopt her son. Burr advises the listener to avoid legal entanglements and to maintain a firm stance against the ex-wife and her mother's demands. He emphasizes the importance of protecting his own interests and avoiding unnecessary drama.
Hairy Girlfriend Dilemma
This Chapter addresses a listener's question about how to subtly tell his girlfriend that he prefers her to shave her body hair. Burr, in his usual humorous and blunt style, offers various suggestions, including comparing the situation to a "hairy situation" and suggesting that the listener should just be happy with his girlfriend as she is. He also touches on the double standard in relationships, where women are often expected to conform to men's preferences regarding their appearance.
Keywords
Bill Burr
Bill Burr is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. He is known for his dark, observational humor and his signature Boston accent. Burr has released several stand-up specials, including "Let It Go" and "You People Are All the Same." He also hosts the popular podcast "Monday Morning Podcast." Burr is considered one of the most popular and influential stand-up comedians of his generation.
Hulu
Hulu is an American subscription streaming service owned by The Walt Disney Company. It offers a wide variety of television shows, movies, and original content. Hulu is known for its vast library of content, including popular shows like "The Handmaid's Tale" and "Only Murders in the Building." It is a major competitor in the streaming market, alongside Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, and Disney+.
UFC
UFC stands for Ultimate Fighting Championship. It is a mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion company based in the United States. UFC is the largest MMA organization in the world, known for its high-profile events and its roster of top fighters. The company has been instrumental in popularizing MMA as a mainstream sport.
Earthless
Earthless is an American instrumental rock band from San Diego, California. They are known for their extended, improvisational jams and their heavy, psychedelic sound. Earthless has released several albums, including "Sonic Mass" and "From the Ages." They are considered one of the leading bands in the stoner rock and psychedelic rock genres.
Sciatica
Sciatica is a condition that causes pain, numbness, and tingling in the leg. It is caused by irritation or compression of the sciatic nerve, which runs from the lower back down the leg. Sciatica can be caused by a variety of factors, including a herniated disc, spinal stenosis, and piriformis syndrome. Treatment for sciatica typically involves pain medication, physical therapy, and lifestyle changes.
Stand-up Comedy
Stand-up comedy is a form of comedic performance in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, typically telling jokes and stories. Stand-up comedy is a popular form of entertainment, with many famous comedians, such as Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Ellen DeGeneres. Stand-up comedy can be used to address a wide range of topics, from current events to personal experiences.
Mixed Martial Arts (MMA)
Mixed martial arts (MMA) is a full-contact combat sport that combines elements of various martial arts disciplines, such as boxing, wrestling, judo, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. MMA is known for its fast-paced action and its emphasis on both striking and grappling techniques. It has become a popular sport worldwide, with major organizations like UFC and Bellator.
Arena Rock
Arena rock is a genre of rock music that emerged in the 1970s. It is characterized by its large-scale sound, often featuring elaborate stage productions and pyrotechnics. Arena rock bands typically played in large venues, such as arenas and stadiums. Some of the most famous arena rock bands include Queen, Led Zeppelin, and KISS.
Ashley Madison
Ashley Madison is a website that was designed for married people to have extramarital affairs. The website was launched in 2001 and quickly gained notoriety for its controversial nature. In 2015, Ashley Madison was hacked, and the personal information of millions of users was leaked online. The hack caused a major scandal and led to the website's eventual closure.
Double Standard
A double standard is a set of principles that are applied differently to different groups of people, often based on gender, race, or social class. In the context of relationships, a double standard often refers to the different expectations and consequences for men and women who engage in infidelity. For example, men are often seen as "studs" for having multiple partners, while women are often labeled as "sluts" or "whores." This double standard can lead to unfair judgments and unequal treatment.
Q&A
What is Bill Burr's new special going to be on?
Bill Burr's new special will be available on Hulu, a streaming service.
What is Bill Burr's experience with sciatica?
Bill Burr has been dealing with sciatica for 30 years and recently found relief through a skilled masseuse who gave him stretches and treatments.
What are some of the similarities between wrestling and stand-up comedy that Bill Burr discussed?
Bill Burr discussed the similarities between wrestling and stand-up comedy, including the importance of reading the crowd, building up the time, and not getting them too high before you're going to get off.
What was Bill Burr's experience at the Earthless concert?
Bill Burr attended a concert by the band Earthless and described their intense, hour-long performance as a mind-blowing experience. He was impressed by their musical skill and the energy they brought to the stage.
What are some of the absurd things that Bill Burr discussed in the podcast?
Bill Burr discussed the absurdity of sports team owners demanding new stadiums, the strange phenomenon of people putting their personal information online, and the motivations of those seeking extramarital affairs on Ashley Madison.
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on the recent tragedies in the US?
Bill Burr expressed hope that something positive will come out of the recent tragedies in the US, believing that the events have highlighted the need for change and a better way forward.
What is Bill Burr's advice to the listener who is struggling with a dilemma involving his girlfriend and a redhead who hit on him?
Bill Burr advises the listener to be honest with his girlfriend about the situation and to make a decision based on what he truly wants. He emphasizes the importance of being upfront and respectful in relationships.
What is Bill Burr's advice to the listener whose ex-wife wants him to legally adopt her son?
Bill Burr advises the listener to avoid legal entanglements and to maintain a firm stance against the ex-wife and her mother's demands. He emphasizes the importance of protecting his own interests and avoiding unnecessary drama.
What is Bill Burr's advice to the listener who is dating a woman with body hair?
Bill Burr advises the listener to be honest with his girlfriend about his preferences, but he also suggests that he should just be happy with her as she is. He acknowledges the double standard in relationships, where women are often expected to conform to men's preferences regarding their appearance.
What is Bill Burr's opinion on cruise ship gigs?
Bill Burr does not enjoy cruise ship gigs and would not do one for any amount of money. He finds the environment to be stifling and contrary to his comedic style.
Show Notes
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