Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-4-24
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Bill Burr tackles a listener's question about dealing with a cheating girlfriend, offering advice based on his own experiences and emphasizing the importance of moving on and finding a good partner. He then launches into a discussion about underrated quarterbacks, specifically Vinny Testaverde and Steve DeBerg, highlighting their long careers and unique journeys in the NFL. Burr shares his admiration for Testaverde's resilience and DeBerg's longevity, comparing DeBerg to David Hasselhoff for his enduring popularity despite not being considered one of the greats. He also delves into the concept of journeyman quarterbacks, exploring the challenges and triumphs of players who have bounced around the league, ultimately concluding that DeBerg deserves recognition for his long and successful career.
Outlines
Happy Birthday, America!
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr wishing America a happy birthday, but quickly launches into a humorous and often profane critique of the Founding Fathers, particularly George Washington and Ben Franklin. He then transitions into a discussion about the current state of politics, lamenting the lack of viable candidates and the seemingly endless cycle of political division. Burr also shares personal anecdotes about his family life, including his son's persistent attempts to get him to make waffles, and his own struggles with relaxation and the overwhelming amount of stuff he owns.
Gary Johnson and Bill Weld
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr reading a message from a listener who is a fan of Gary Johnson and Bill Weld, and asks for Burr's thoughts on them. Burr responds by saying that he is not a libertarian, but he does like Johnson and thinks he could win if he got on the debates. He then discusses his support for Bernie Sanders and his thoughts on the current political climate, criticizing both Trump and Hillary Clinton. He also shares his thoughts on the importance of having more viable candidates and the need for change in the political system.
Facial Hair and College
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr reading a message from a listener who is a 17-year-old guy who is about to start college and is wondering if he should keep his beard or shave it off. Burr responds by saying that he doesn't know how to answer that question, but he does share his own experiences with facial hair and college. He also discusses the importance of making a good first impression and the different ways that people perceive facial hair.
The Austrian Grand Prix
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr discussing the Austrian Grand Prix, which he says was an amazing race. He then goes on to talk about the rivalry between Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton, and how Hamilton ended up winning the race after Rosberg drove into him on the last lap. Burr also discusses the conspiracy theories surrounding the race, and how some people believe that there was racism involved. He then shares a story about a time when he was playing pickup hockey and got hit in the face with a stick, highlighting the dangers of playing sports.
Time Life Records
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr discussing his recent purchase of some Time Life Records CDs. He then shares a story about a bizarre encounter with a Time Life Records representative who refused to complete his order without his phone number. Burr criticizes the absurdity of modern customer service and the lengths to which companies will go to collect personal information. He then discusses his plans to sell the CDs on eBay, highlighting the irony of the situation.
Kevin Durant and the Golden State Warriors
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr discussing the rumors that Kevin Durant is going to join the Golden State Warriors. He then goes on to rant about how boring that move would be for sports fans and how it would diminish the excitement of rivalries. Burr also discusses the importance of having evenly matched teams and the dangers of super teams. He then shares his own experiences with the Celtics and how they won a championship after acquiring Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen, but he still believes that super teams are bad for the sport.
Wayne Gretzky and the Kings
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr discussing the trade of Wayne Gretzky to the Los Angeles Kings, which he says was the biggest free agent signing or trade of his life. He then goes on to talk about the importance of having a franchise player and how difficult it is to get rid of one. He then shares a story about how Michael Jackson's victory tour caused the owner of the Boston Bruins to sell the team, highlighting the financial pressures that can be involved in sports.
The End of the Podcast
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr wrapping up his podcast by thanking his listeners and wishing them a happy 4th of July. He then shares his plans for the rest of the weekend, which include a cookout with family and friends. He also discusses his recent weight loss and his plans to continue working out. He then shares a story about a time when he had friends over for cigars and how he went to great lengths to clean up the house before they arrived. He then discusses the importance of being a good host and the dangers of having friends over without cleaning up. He concludes the podcast by saying that he is going to go to bed and that he will be back next week.
Underrated Quarterbacks
This Chapter begins with Bill Burr discussing underrated quarterbacks, specifically Vinny Testaverde and Steve DeBerg. He highlights Testaverde's long career and resilience, particularly his ability to win a game after only being on a team for three days. Burr then delves into DeBerg's longevity, comparing him to David Hasselhoff for his enduring popularity despite not being considered one of the greats. He also explores the concept of journeyman quarterbacks, highlighting the challenges and triumphs of players who have bounced around the league. Burr ultimately concludes that DeBerg deserves recognition for his long and successful career.
Keywords
Vinny Testaverde
Vinny Testaverde is a former American football quarterback who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 21 seasons. He was known for his strong arm and his ability to make plays both inside and outside the pocket. Testaverde was drafted first overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the 1987 NFL Draft. He played for several teams throughout his career, including the Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, New York Jets, Dallas Cowboys, and Carolina Panthers. Testaverde was a Pro Bowl selection in 1996 and 1998. He is considered one of the most underrated quarterbacks of his generation.
Steve DeBerg
Steve DeBerg is a former American football quarterback who played in the National Football League (NFL) for 19 seasons. He was known for his intelligence, his ability to read defenses, and his accuracy. DeBerg was drafted in the ninth round of the 1977 NFL Draft by the San Francisco 49ers. He played for several teams throughout his career, including the Denver Broncos, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Kansas City Chiefs, Miami Dolphins, and Atlanta Falcons. DeBerg was a Pro Bowl selection in 1987. He is considered one of the most durable quarterbacks of all time, having started games for 11 different NFL teams.
Journeyman Quarterback
A journeyman quarterback is a player who has played for multiple teams throughout their career, often as a backup or a short-term solution. They are typically not considered to be among the elite quarterbacks in the league, but they are often valuable players who can provide stability and experience to a team. Some notable journeyman quarterbacks include Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Rich Gannon. These players have often faced challenges in their careers, but they have also had moments of success and have made significant contributions to the teams they have played for.
NFL
The National Football League (NFL) is a professional American football league that is the highest level of professional football in the United States. The NFL is composed of 32 teams, which are divided into two conferences, the American Football Conference (AFC) and the National Football Conference (NFC). The NFL season runs from September to February, with the Super Bowl being the championship game. The NFL is one of the most popular sports leagues in the world, with a large and passionate fan base.
Super Bowl
The Super Bowl is the championship game of the National Football League (NFL). It is played annually in February, and it is the culmination of the NFL season. The Super Bowl is the most watched sporting event in the United States, and it is also a major cultural event. The game is typically played in a neutral site, and it is often attended by celebrities and dignitaries from around the world. The Super Bowl is also known for its halftime show, which features popular musical artists.
Quarterback
The quarterback is the leader of the offense in American football. They are responsible for calling the plays, handing off the ball to running backs, and throwing the ball to receivers. The quarterback is often considered to be the most important position on the field, and they are typically the most skilled and experienced players on the team. Some of the most famous quarterbacks in NFL history include Tom Brady, Joe Montana, and Peyton Manning.
Dating
Dating is a social activity that involves two or more people getting to know each other romantically. It can involve going on dates, spending time together, and getting to know each other's personalities and interests. Dating can be a fun and exciting way to meet new people and explore potential romantic relationships. It can also be a challenging process, as it involves navigating the complexities of attraction, compatibility, and communication.
Q&A
What advice does Bill Burr give to a 16-year-old listener who was cheated on by his girlfriend?
Bill Burr encourages the listener to move on and find a good partner, emphasizing that the experience will make him stronger and more discerning in future relationships. He shares his own experiences with cheating and how it affected his trust in women, but ultimately encourages the listener to turn the negative experience into a positive by focusing on self-improvement and finding a better match.
Who are some of the underrated quarterbacks that Bill Burr discusses?
Bill Burr discusses Vinny Testaverde and Steve DeBerg, highlighting their long careers and unique journeys in the NFL. He admires Testaverde's resilience and DeBerg's longevity, comparing DeBerg to David Hasselhoff for his enduring popularity despite not being considered one of the greats.
What is a journeyman quarterback?
A journeyman quarterback is a player who has played for multiple teams throughout their career, often as a backup or a short-term solution. They are typically not considered to be among the elite quarterbacks in the league, but they are often valuable players who can provide stability and experience to a team.
What does Bill Burr think of Steve DeBerg's career?
Bill Burr believes that Steve DeBerg deserves recognition for his long and successful career, despite not being considered one of the greats. He compares DeBerg to David Hasselhoff for his enduring popularity and his ability to remain relevant despite not being at the top of his game.
What is Bill Burr's advice for dealing with a bad experience in life?
Bill Burr suggests that you can either let the bad experience weigh you down or you can turn it into a positive. He encourages the listener to focus on self-improvement and to use the experience as a learning opportunity to grow and become a better person.
Show Notes
Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America.
(00:00 ) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:16 ) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)
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