Reviewed: Tron: Ares, Roofman

Top 5: Ecological Horror Films

Guest: Ali’s Reptile Den

Monthly Theme: Jeff Bridges

This week on CinemaJaw, we’re talking ROBOTS AND SNAKES BABYYYY. 

I’m gonna keep things 100p guys, I tried framing this writeup as though I had Chat GPT do it – but I don’t know how Chat GPT writes well enough to copy it. And then I realized, what if people just believed me that I had Chat GPT do it? Then I started wondering: is me writing the Jaw Post this week really that much different from AI writing it? Am I really that different from AI? How do I know I’m **NOT** AI, and there’s some user controlling me beyond my comprehension? Why do I even want to pretend Chat GPT wrote the Jaw Post??? What even is the joke here KP???? Do I even understand humor or AM I JUST A SERIES OF LAUGH-LESS ONES AND ZEROES????????

…And… after breathing deeply in and out of a paper bag a few times, I decided the Tron: Ares episode of CinemaJaw just isn’t worth the existential crisis. It’s a movie. It’s got Jared Leto and the music was made by Nine Inch Nails. And we reviewed it y’all.

Plus, there’s that proverbial saying (I believe it’s Belgian, but correct me if I’m wrong): “Nobody can frown when there’s a frog in the room.” And lucky us, we’ve got Ali from the reptile den BACK in ACTION!!

Ali always does us right by bringing some cool animals to the studio, and while we’re promoting Frogs at the Music Box of Horrors later this month, you know Ali’s Reptile Den came through with a frog.

Robots. Frogs. A second review of Roofman. 3 top 5 Ecological Horror lists. And even a little bit of trivia – if you can believe it. This is a good one guys.  

Love you all!

-KP