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Update: 2025-11-22
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My laptop is wearing out.
And because I'm always at home, I figured I might as well get a desktop.
So, I planned one out.
Processor. Memory. Cooling.
And the last piece, a newly-released graphics card.
Expensive as hell.
I took off work and went out early.
Got a car wash, got gas.
Parked at the store... and there was a line.
Socially-distanced, but not too long.
It got longer behind me.
And, when the store opened... sold out.
They only had a few graphics cards.
Handed out vouchers early.
Fuck em. I think I'll buy it at another store.
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