In five minutes we are going to convince you to subscribe to our podcast and never miss a single episode. Will we succeed? Listen and find out!

Fucking English is a podcast on how-to speak the language of those who turn us on, especially if English is not your first language. We know a lot about it: we both used to live and flirt in the USA, Germany, Portugal, Finland, Ivory Coast, Georgia, Russia, and hell knows where else.

Here's how everything works in our podcast. Every 2 weeks Mr. Brett, our teacher from Minnesota sends a lesson of spicy English. He always helps us choose the right words and grammar for flirt, sex, and relationships in English.

We listen to Mr. Brett's lessons together and then tell our own stories which are related to the topic of the lesson. These stories are sometimes funny, sometimes awkward or embarrassing, but each time we try to find common ground despite language and cultural barriers.

So this podcast is for you if you are a nomad or a wanderer in migration. And you can use it for self study.

We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to spot us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English.

Meet our team:

• Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me!

• Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world

• Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator

• Producer and editor Sasha Volkova 

• Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle!

• Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast

• Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)